6 definitions by The epitome of knowledge
When a sexual partner drinks nothing but Gatorade and urinates electrolites as waste during a golden shower. Taken orally.
by The epitome of knowledge February 14, 2019
A game where you throw a dildo off the roof/window/balcony during a party or outside event to see it if hits someone. Points are given in reference to how far the target is, how close you got to hitting it, and how long is the projectile.
I played target practice with my friends at the party last night, and I was convicted for sexual and normal assault
by The epitome of knowledge February 18, 2019
Anal Sex position where person with penis/dildo and shakes uncontrollably while penis/dildo moves around in butthole. Can cause penile dislocation, should be done with caution
by The epitome of knowledge February 14, 2019
Ancient Empire around the Rhode Island area. Founder names Peterious Griffith, where he was originally exiled from Poland in 1493 for crimes involving 3 chickens, a pair of sheers, and several bottles of air conditioner. Peterious died in 1534 from a fall on his knee. His men lived on until 1569 when Native Americans brought foreign diseases to them. Now President Peter Griffin rules the country under tyrannical rule.
Long live Petoria!
by The epitome of knowledge February 18, 2019
A machine that moves cigarettes:cigars from side to side of your moth while closing your nose as you never stop inhaling smoke. Form of execution.
by The epitome of knowledge February 14, 2019
Defense mechanism of the defender deficating, urinating, ejaculating, vomiting, spitting, sneezing, bleeding, and crying to scare off the offense. Takes extreme practice, willpower, and years of training. Warning: can cause death from dehydration.
by The epitome of knowledge March 8, 2019