christian

Someone that doesn't get Velvet Underground, George Carlin, or why they need to be worshipping me

Don't worry, folks, christians can be converted

by the epitome of greatness July 11, 2008

atheist

To be right about everything and having every reason to fuck with Christians

Not all atheists believe this, but I'm smarter than most of them, too.

by The epitome of greatness July 11, 2008

intelligent design

Irreducible complexity, defined by imbeciles that spend meaningless lives selling half-truths and whole lies to anyone that still wants God in classrooms. The closest thing to a legitimate argument for intelligent design is pointing out flaws in the current theory of evolution. I.D. by definition is not and can never be science, because it is based upon an element beyond human understanding creating life. The scientific method can't be applied, because it's not a "scientific theory" that can be tested or something for which evidence can be collected, only a "theory" that people believe based upon their own understanding of the issue.

Intelligent design is almost like science, without the science part. But it sure got popular fast

by the epitome of greatness July 11, 2008