Dyson Connection

A Dyson connection is basically 50 signal strength with a 3 download and a 3 upload. Your bullets will not connect on any online game etc: Call of duty, League of Legends and others. This will make you very very mad so be prepared you may have to buy several controls.

Things dyson connection would say famous saying.
#1 I Just took me like 10 bullets

#2 Hes Such a Warrior

#3 Your all connection

#4 He killed me round a corner

#5 UPC Internet

#6 Someone is clearly sat on there modem

by The Chosen One September 02, 2014

Deprived of Making Decent Jokes

The Father of The Chosen One

You are deprived of making decent jokes.

by The Chosen One May 10, 2003

I-Dyson-I

A Known guy on ps3 who is a total badass he is also a funny fucker

I-Dyson-I go into league play

10 Year old Kid-"Hey guys"
Dyson-"Right i'm putting my mic in"
10 Year old Kid-"*Starts Screaming*"
Dyson-"Go out on your fucking bike"
10 Year old Kid-"I Don't have a bike"
Dyson-"Then get a fucking bike kid"
10 Year old Kid-"*Crys*"

by The Chosen One September 01, 2014

Adam Au

Adam Au is the best human being ever exist. There won't be any further explanation for that as you can find all positive words in the dictionary. All words that fit a good, kind, healthy, polite...... person can be applied in Adam's case.

Adam's friends made a poem for him :

Adam Au is the greatest,
He is the best,
Adam is genius who is blessed,
He is helpful, kind and friendly,
The finest man entirely.

by the chosen one July 14, 2020

Adam Au

Adam Au is the best human being ever existed. There won't be any further explanation for that as you can find all positive words in the dictionary. All words that fit a good, kind, healthy, polite...... person can be applied in Adam's case.

Adam's friends made a poem for him :

Adam Au is the greatest,
He is the best,
Adam is genius who is blessed,
He is helpful, kind and friendly,
The finest man entirely.

by the chosen one July 14, 2020