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Literal fat or scrawny elementary school to middle school aged edgelord kids or grown ass manbaby neckbeards who haven’t showered since 2010 who have the characteristics of a Gravy SEAL mixed in with internet edgelord who simps for the military and authoritarian governments (commonly the Soviet Union or Nazi Germany) as well as they play Roblox, Fortnite (to some extent), Minecraft, etc. And also they get angry when they see someone dressed up as an anthropomorphic creature since they clam that furries are cringe and are creeps despite the fact that it’s a minority in the furry fandom but deny it and always throws a tantrum or get angry about it. But also the main characteristics is that they use Nerf, Gel ball, water, or Airsoft/BB guns while watching dudes like Sneako, Andrew Tate, Hamza, slop commentary channels, Jordan Peterson, or random YouTube Shorts creators that support their worldview.
Hank: oh hey did you like my new furry mask I made?
Aiden: yeah it looks great
Random fat kid who’s an antifurry: YOU MUST DIE YOU FURRY SCUM!
Hank: stfu you fat kid and go do your homework before I get your parents to whip you with the belt.
Aiden: what an Anti-Furry cunt that kid is.
Aiden: yeah it looks great
Random fat kid who’s an antifurry: YOU MUST DIE YOU FURRY SCUM!
Hank: stfu you fat kid and go do your homework before I get your parents to whip you with the belt.
Aiden: what an Anti-Furry cunt that kid is.
by The cheek freak from Mars August 18, 2024
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Characteristics of Angloboos
Denies British colonial atrocities.
Is a huge edgelord to Irish, French, Scottish, Welsh, Catholics and Americans.
Obsessed with tea (not everyone who likes tea is a angloboo since one is a liking a drink and one is mental sickness).
Will make fun of American tragedies (eg: shootings, terror attacks, natural disasters, and ect).
Gets pissed off if you bring up the IRA, British colonial atrocities, and knife crime or if you say Northern Ireland belongs to Ireland.
Obsessive over British characters in media such as James Bond or Tracer from Overwatch (most people who like these characters are fine as long as it’s not a obsession).
Sometimes are huge football hooligans
Has America living in their head rent free.
Chronically online wanting to start some argument.
Obsessed over British culture and history (most people who are into that aren’t like that)
Will pull out random insults and stats out of their asses.
And are mostly keyboard warriors.
Characteristics of Angloboos
Denies British colonial atrocities.
Is a huge edgelord to Irish, French, Scottish, Welsh, Catholics and Americans.
Obsessed with tea (not everyone who likes tea is a angloboo since one is a liking a drink and one is mental sickness).
Will make fun of American tragedies (eg: shootings, terror attacks, natural disasters, and ect).
Gets pissed off if you bring up the IRA, British colonial atrocities, and knife crime or if you say Northern Ireland belongs to Ireland.
Obsessive over British characters in media such as James Bond or Tracer from Overwatch (most people who like these characters are fine as long as it’s not a obsession).
Sometimes are huge football hooligans
Has America living in their head rent free.
Chronically online wanting to start some argument.
Obsessed over British culture and history (most people who are into that aren’t like that)
Will pull out random insults and stats out of their asses.
And are mostly keyboard warriors.
Some random Angloboo online: At least my school isn’t a shooting range.
Some random American user online: hey dude it’s ironic knowing that most of y’all get bombed by the Irish and also look up Dunblane or Hungerford.
Some random Irish dude online: hey mate remember what you did to the many Boers, Indians and Irish people you thieving cunt.
A normal British guy: hey guys I know what’s going on but seriously my people don’t clam this prick and he’s probably just an attention seeking troll so just ignore him.
Some random American user online: hey dude it’s ironic knowing that most of y’all get bombed by the Irish and also look up Dunblane or Hungerford.
Some random Irish dude online: hey mate remember what you did to the many Boers, Indians and Irish people you thieving cunt.
A normal British guy: hey guys I know what’s going on but seriously my people don’t clam this prick and he’s probably just an attention seeking troll so just ignore him.
by The cheek freak from Mars November 1, 2022
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This is about self improvement and help against negativity from the blackpill and inceldom.
If you feel that you’re gonna take the blackpill or you already took it and you’re not too deep into the rabbit hole take the lifepill and open up to someone as it’s not over.
This is about self improvement and help against negativity from the blackpill and inceldom.
If you feel that you’re gonna take the blackpill or you already took it and you’re not too deep into the rabbit hole take the lifepill and open up to someone as it’s not over.
Jonathan: hey I used to be blackpilled since 2020 due to my insecurities and depression but now that I took the lifepill I turned my life around and improved significantly and even got a girlfriend.
Nick: nice dude
Antonio: good job improving yourself
Nick: nice dude
Antonio: good job improving yourself
by The cheek freak from Mars October 30, 2022
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Leafyishere was like the Napoleon of YouTube but his Waterloo was Idubbz and he is still worshiped by idiots who want to be like him.
by The cheek freak from Mars August 31, 2022
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Jake: hey dude wanna play some battlefield v or wanna watch the kings man.
Daniel: sure dude I’m in.
History nerd: umm actually those are historically inaccurate so please try something that is historically accurate.
Jake: hey history nerd stfu or we will shove those $1 glasses up your ass and make the paramedics come for you with a black eye.
Daniel: sure dude I’m in.
History nerd: umm actually those are historically inaccurate so please try something that is historically accurate.
Jake: hey history nerd stfu or we will shove those $1 glasses up your ass and make the paramedics come for you with a black eye.
by The cheek freak from Mars July 16, 2022
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Well there goes archduke V1nce cuh starting pointless drama and sending his fanboys and trolls to cause issues and harass people
by The cheek freak from Mars April 30, 2022
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