Captan Soil

One who prematurely ejactulates their pants before sexual intercourse with their desired partner

Olivia:This is the longest you have ever lasted during sex
Reese:I know, I'm Captan Soil

by The brad of chads March 25, 2021

Soil

To nut while making out with a girl before sex.

Reese was making out with Olivia and Soiled.

by The brad of chads November 06, 2020

The Ski

Slang chotch term for the nicotein device

Yo chad you got "the ski"

by The brad of chads September 12, 2019