Definitions by The brad of chads

Captan Soil 

One who prematurely ejactulates their pants before sexual intercourse with their desired partner

Olivia:This is the longest you have ever lasted during sex
Reese:I know, I'm Captan Soil

Captan Soil by The brad of chads March 25, 2021

Soil 

To nut while making out with a girl before sex.

Reese was making out with Olivia and Soiled.

Soil by The brad of chads November 6, 2020

The Ski 

Slang chotch term for the nicotein device

Yo chad you got "the ski"

The Ski by The brad of chads September 12, 2019