The big bad carpet muncher's definitions

Cock closet

A warm moist gash

I beat the fuck out of her cock closet last night.

by The big bad carpet muncher December 21, 2019

Keto skeet

When your girlfriend is on keto and skeets on the couch durning a movie.

Damn mandy thats some straight keto skeet you just dropped.

by The big bad carpet muncher February 17, 2020

Salty sand hole

When you lick a females asshole after she was sitting on the beach all day.

Man sandy's ass hole was like sand paper..she has one salty sand hole.

by The big bad carpet muncher December 21, 2019

Dirty muskrat

When your girlfriend or wife shits her pants or the bed as your fucking her.

I was fucking the shit out of amanda in the ass and she shit the bed..that dirty muskrat.

by The big bad carpet muncher February 17, 2020