Definitions by The big bad carpet muncher

Keto skeet 

When your girlfriend is on keto and skeets on the couch durning a movie.

Damn mandy thats some straight keto skeet you just dropped.

Keto skeet by The big bad carpet muncher February 17, 2020

Dirty muskrat 

When your girlfriend or wife shits her pants or the bed as your fucking her.

I was fucking the shit out of amanda in the ass and she shit the bed..that dirty muskrat.

Dirty muskrat by The big bad carpet muncher February 17, 2020

Cock closet 

A warm moist gash

I beat the fuck out of her cock closet last night.

Cock closet by The big bad carpet muncher December 21, 2019

Salty sand hole 

When you lick a females asshole after she was sitting on the beach all day.

Man sandy's ass hole was like sand paper..she has one salty sand hole.

Salty sand hole by The big bad carpet muncher December 21, 2019