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Definitions by The above statement is true.

A pseudonym for "hypocritical, oversexed jocks who pick on shy people just because they're different".

family guy 

LOL, it's that 80s cartoon!
Family Guy thrives on references to past events. Even when people (idiots) don't get what it means, they sure do laugh their asses off at it. Sad.

virginia tech 

The only reason people know/care/give a shit about this place is because of the shooting.
Virginia Tech would have zero importance if there was no killing taking place.

cho seung-hui 

Cho Seung-Hui: Breaking down barriers for Asians, one corpse at a time.

Average Joe 

Apparently, the phrase "Average Joe" only works for any white male living in a two story house with a white fence around it. Sorry, darkies.
"Look, there's an Average Joe!"

non-coward 

Should all die and burn in hell. If Satan doesn't have enough fire left for them to burn on, they'll be flayed until the organs are exposed. Then they are shot in what is left of the face, testicles, and another round in the face. Look who's the winner now, you twats?

Also see: narcissistic douchebags
Washed Up Non-Coward: Hey gang, lets all beat up that shy kid over there, because he's all weird and different! Maybe once we've killed him, I can feel less insecure about myself!