The Zurban Thesaurus's definitions

sdfsdfsdfsdfsdf

gibberish that you hastily google, when you're in the midst of scrolling through embarrassing pictures on the Internet and someone comes over.

Quick: *sdfsdfsdfsdfsdf*
*teacher walks over and peers at laptop screen*
*hear melts with relief*

by The Zurban Thesaurus November 4, 2017

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

There aren't any words for 'this' yet.

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There aren't any words for ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ yet.

Can you define it?

by The Zurban Thesaurus November 4, 2017

LOL

discreetly used in reply to indicate that the person is not interested in the conversation.

Myer: Hey! I got an A on my calculus test today.
Craig: LOL
Myer: You should've seen Kim's face!
Craig: LOL
Myer: I'm def gonna throw a party in my house tonight.
Craig: LOL
Myer: But after I clean Mom's vagina
Craig: What did you just say? HAHAHAHAHAHA
Myer: Shit! I meant CHINA

by The Zurban Thesaurus November 4, 2017

inzayn

fan-based term for 'insane'

the crowd tonight was 'inzayn' when Zayn hit that high note pitch-perfectly.

by The Zurban Thesaurus November 4, 2017

LGBT

Life's Good. Be True

Trevor: Hey, Dan! I got something to tell you...
Dan: What?
Trevor: I'm gay.
Dan: LGBT- go get 'em buddy!
Trevor: Thanks. You too, man.

by The Zurban Thesaurus November 4, 2017

Asad

has to be pronounced:

A-SAAAAAAAAAAD

White guy: Ah-sad, wait up!
Brown guy: Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?
White guy: What?
Brown guy: It's Asad- A-SAAAAAAAAAAAAD -FOR GOD'S FUCKING SAKE.
White guy: You're such 'a sad' faggot.

by The Zurban Thesaurus November 4, 2017