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Fat fuck who has a beard at 14 and looks like a pedophile

Pretty cool dude
Devon by The Zoo Turtle October 14, 2021
A term that can be used to describe a perennial factory of sadness in sports, and it or a variant is routinely used in sports shitposter Urinating Tree's video titles.
The Cleveland Browns: The NFL's Premier Lolcows.
lolcow by The Zoo Turtle September 16, 2020