The Zoo Turtle's definitions

lolcow

A term that can be used to describe a perennial factory of sadness in sports, and it or a variant is routinely used in sports shitposter Urinating Tree's video titles.

The Cleveland Browns: The NFL's Premier Lolcows.

by The Zoo Turtle September 16, 2020

Devon

Fat fuck who has a beard at 14 and looks like a pedophile

Pretty cool dude

Devon touches kids
That is a joke but still funny

by The Zoo Turtle October 14, 2021