Definitions by The Yoghurter

Splurt Dessert 

To eat something and then immediately feel your guts gurgle and have to go splurt diarrhea.

“Straight after eating dairy I always need to rush off to splurt dessert.”

Splurt Dessert by The Yoghurter February 5, 2022

Spradius 

The radius in which explosive diarrhea splurts and sprays.

“The spradius engulfed the entire bathroom floor with hot wet chunks of melted poo.”

Spradius by The Yoghurter February 5, 2022

Gurglespurt 

To have audible gut gurgles and goopy explosive diarrhea.

“I drank too much curdled milk, now I have the gurglespurts!”

Gurglespurt by The Yoghurter February 5, 2022