Definitions by The Wog Whomper

Utah Jazz 

A superb example of an oxymoron.

Utah Jazz? That makes as much sense as Military Intelligence.

Utah Jazz by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

ghetto blaster 

An electronic device carried on the shoulder of an illiterate, inconsiderate slob. Its sole purpose is to make white folks angry.

Shauntay got his ghetto blaster on his shoulder today.

ghetto blaster by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

stooge-o-matic 

An automotive transmission that uses a torque converter instead of a clutch. It is driven only by guys with one leg or people who don't know how to drive. These are mostly old granny ladies and sissies.

See automatic transmission.

No MAN would ever drive a car with a stooge-o-matic transmission. Those are for girlie men and sissies.

stooge-o-matic by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005