rough as a cob

Mighty unpleasant.

From the rough surface of a corn cob used to wipe one's backside.

"Hey Elmore, the wheel done fell off mah baler."

"Oh man, Ermal, that's rough as a cob."

by The Wog Whomper May 01, 2005

jail

A place where crips, bloods, and Pachucos are as happy as clams, but where crooked businessmen are nervous and should never bend over.

Ken Lay belongs in jail with a few hundred greasy slime balls.

by The Wog Whomper May 05, 2005

crowfoot

An open-ended wrench head that is used on a ratchet. Crowfeet come in different sizes. They are used to loosen or tighten nuts in otherwise inaccessible places.

Charlie the Grease Monkey uses a crowfoot to loosen the distributor nut on his Chevy V8.

by The Wog Whomper May 11, 2005