Definitions by The Tortoise and The Kare

Running A Bakery 

A phrase used to describe a woman with a bad yeast infection.

"Yo mama's yeast infection is so bad she could run a bakery down there."

"Hey man, how'd last night go?"
"Horrible, she was running a bakery."

Running A Bakery by The Tortoise and The Kare October 1, 2010

Waltzing Matilda 

A phrase used to describe having sexual relations with a homeless person or "hobo." The phrase originated from an Australian Folk Song of the same name, which tells the story of a lonely "swagman" (a man who travels the country on foot looking for work) who carries all his belongings in a "Matilda" (a particular term for a bag). He sings affectionately to his Matilda because it is the only company he has.

Man, you were trashed last night. You committed a Waltzing Matilda.

Waltzing Matilda by The Tortoise and The Kare October 1, 2010