The Tangoman's definitions

White cotton

Colour and type of fabric of under-garments secretly used by goths worldwide. Often well-used.

Well, they never let you know what's under there, do they? Imagine the shame...................

by The Tangoman September 16, 2004

Skittlebrau

Drink invented by Homer Simpson. Consists of beer and Skittles.

Homer: "I'm feelin' low, Apu. You got any of that beer that has candy floating in it, you know, Skittlebrau?"
Apu: "Such a product does not exist, sir! You must have dreamed it."
Homer: "Oh. Well then just gimme a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles."

by The Tangoman October 24, 2004

unnecessary

unnecessary unnecessary unnecessary

This is kind of unnecessary

by The Tangoman March 13, 2005

the door in the floor

Emergency exit you wish was there (but never actually is) after something terrible has happened, and it is obvious to all that it was your fault.

The door in the floor is similar to the ACME hole mat.

When shit hit the fan, I looked for the door in the floor, but it wasn't there. Shit, man...

by The Tangoman November 21, 2004

Cumshots

A kick-ass band from norway that rocks more than the grand canyon.Led by masterminds Ole Petter Andreassen and Kristoffer Schau.

Man, The Cumshots have some heavy duty tunes. They rock. Check out "Norwegian Jesus", and you'll see wy they kick ass.

by The Tangoman October 18, 2004

Gnatt

An annoying little (fictive) being that makes life especialy difficult for Croquet players as well as all life forms in general. The Gnatt is also very short tempered (see: hockey-temper) and can bite and claw any innocent passer-by to death. No gnatts have been properly documented, but they can resemble an angry lepricorn. Can also be used as a word for anything negative or as an insult.

Anything/Anyone small and annoying is a gnatt or simply just gnatt.

by The Tangoman September 16, 2004