Big Jonson

A bastardization of penis.

MARY: You have the best Big Jonson.
BOB: Why, thank you!

by The Squid March 21, 2003

American Pie Shower Challenge

American Pie Show Challenge can be defined as showering in the time of the song American Pie by Don McLean. The goal is to wash and shave everything in as fast as you can before the song American Pie is finished.

I just completed the American Pie Shower Challenge in 7 minutes 30 seconds, WITH extra shaving!

by The Squid February 26, 2022

School

Refers to any undesirable place. Synnonymous with "Salt mines", "Petrol plant", etc.

School is the gayest place in the whole fucking world!!!!!!!

by The Squid March 21, 2003

Sausage Ho'fucker

A female prostitute who was, unfortunately, born with a dick.

You stupid Sausage Ho'fucker!

by The Squid March 21, 2003

Multimedia

When you flip someone off and say FUCK YOU at the same time.

by The Squid March 20, 2003

car ramrod

A shifter stick in a manual transmission vehicle that is used as a dildoh.

Where did you get THAT car ramrod?

by The Squid March 21, 2003

Textbook Kid

A kid that looks as awkward as one that you might find in an educational textbook

Look at Kevin and his weird smile; he is a textbook kid!

by The Squid January 31, 2016