Definitions by The Sporadicals

cuddlingus 

Two or more individuals lazily cuddling while leisurely lounging. Most cuddlingus situations imply a sexual tension.

Last night after closing I hung out with Carlisle's bartender, I thought we were just going to watch awesome movies... turns out she was looking for a bit of cuddlingus!

cuddlingus by The Sporadicals October 17, 2013

Telephreudian Slip 

When your phone's auto-correct makes a dirty, yet strangely appropriate change.

Dude, my phone just totally did a Telephreudian slip! I texted this girl, "I really like you.", but my phone auto-corrected it to, "I really lick you."

Telephreudian Slip by The Sporadicals June 29, 2013

exfrightment 

Excited and frightened at the same time.

I'm bursting with exfrightment about my first trip to Hong Kong!

exfrightment by The Sporadicals June 23, 2013

beenlightened

When we were still kids, before we got all the 'adult filters' ingrained on us, we used to be enlightened...and we just fell asleep and forgot as we got older...
We once were enlightened

It was so much easier beenlightened when I was younger and didn't have to worry about politics or the news.

beenlightened by The Sporadicals April 23, 2009

LAZ 

the act of attempting (unsucessfully) steal someone's thunder

The academy was attempting to present him with an award but the opening speaker kept LAZing about how they'd previously done all the things the award recipient was receiving the actual award for.

LAZ by The Sporadicals March 26, 2009