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35 definition by
The Snow Prophet
8
hairbag'n
Verb: Refers to the actions of a group of
skiers
that existed beginning in the late 1970's until the early 1990's and were avid
backcountry
and
extreme skiers
who ventured into
out of bounds
ski terrain
in search of
powder
.
The best known group of
hairbag'r(s)
skied
the upper elevations of
North West Colorado
and explored areas
above timberline
on extremely
steep slopes
prone to
avalanches
.
We're going
hairbag'n
today so be sure to bring your
avalanche beacon
,
rescue shovel
and
avy probe
.
by
The Snow Prophet
May 11, 2010
Buy a
hairbag'n
mug!
9
A-Basin
A-Basin
is the shortened name give to the
Arapahoe Basin Ski Area
in
Colorado
.
A-Basin
is also known simply as
The Basin
.
A-Basin
is famous for it's long standing years of operation,
skiing heritage
,
high altitude
and long
ski season
. It's most famous
ski run
is
"Pallavicini"
, shown on the
A-Basin
trail map
as
"Pali Main Street"
.
I'm goin
ragin
at
A-basin
,
Colorado
for a week of
snowboarding
.
by
The Snow Prophet
May 12, 2010
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A-Basin
mug!
10
stone grinder
Ski
and
snowboard
tuning machines are most often referred to by the
ski tech
as a
stone grinder
.
Not everyone working in a
ski
or
snowboard
shop
turning screws
can operate a
stone grinder
.
In the wrong hands, a
stone grinder
can remove fingers, hands and, (if the
ski tech
has really long hair) the dude's entire head.
I knew this kid who was
turning screws
in a
snowboard
shop and destroyed a new
snowboard
when the customer handed him a
green pass
and he let go of the
board
.
The
ski shop
owner caught his
ski tech
pouring dirty
bong water
into the holding tank of his $85,000
stone grinder
.
by
The Snow Prophet
May 13, 2010
Buy a
stone grinder
mug!
11
Depth Hoar
Depth Hoar
is a type of
snow crystal
also known as
TG
snow
.
Depth Hoar
forms a layer in the
snowpack
that acts like ball bearings on the floor of a old folks home. Chances are, some poor bastard is gonna get taken down.
Depth Hoar
is the
weak layer
and fails under both natural and manmade triggers such as
skiers
,
snowboarders
,
snowmobilers
and explosives.
Ski Patrollers
have been overheard referring to
TG
snow
as
depth whore
; nasty, sloppy, unreliable long-term and above all, costly.
The
Depth Hoar
that formed early this
ski season
is gonna come back and bite us in the ass if we don't blast the shit outta it.
This
season's
Depth Hoar
created some of the worst
avalanche
conditions we've seen in a long time.
by
The Snow Prophet
May 13, 2010
Buy a
Depth Hoar
mug!
12
boards
Slang used to describe a pair of
skis
used for the sport of
snow skiing
.
Somebody ripped-off my new
boards
!
by
The Snow Prophet
May 11, 2010
Buy a
boards
mug!
13
hairbag'r
Noun: Refers to a individual belonging to a group of
skiers
that existed beginning in the late 1970's until the early 1990's who were avid
backcountry
and
extreme skiers
and ventured into
out of bounds
ski terrain
in search of
powder
.
The best known group of
hairbag'r(s)
skied the higher elevations of North West
Colorado
and explored areas
above tree line
on extremely steep
slopes
prone to
avalanches
.
The
hairbag'r
joined the gang on top of
Bethoud Pass
to head into the
backcountry
.
by
The Snow Prophet
May 11, 2010
Buy a
hairbag'r
mug!
14
Snow Safety
Snow Safety
is the practice of monitoring and controlling
snow
avalanches
for public safety and to protect structures in areas prone to
avalanches
.
Snow Safety Teams
are part of
Federal Governmental Agencies
State Governmental Agencies
such as
State Highway Departments
,
Ski Resorts
,
Helicopter Ski Operations
,
Mountain mining operations
and more...
Snow Safety Teams
use a variety of methods to stabalize the
snowpack
and or force it to
slide
using explosives,
ski cutting
,
boot packing
and more...
The Head of
Snow Safety
for the
ski resort
decided to close the upper mountain so the
trollers
could shoot down that
avalanche
using a
Avalauncher
. That sucks for us cuz there's 3' feet of
fresh pow
up top, dude.
by
The Snow Prophet
May 12, 2010
Buy a
Snow Safety
mug!
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