The Schkoon's definitions

Herbert Walker

An alcoholic beverage consisting primarily of piss and grenadine.

"It's been a long fucking night, fix me a god damn Herbert Walker"

Sir, that's just piss and grenadine.

"I know what I signed up for"

by The Schkoon May 17, 2016

Tough Charlie

When you go to take a shit and nothing comes out.

Dude, those greasy tacos flew through me like an F15... How did it hit you?

"I thought I was gonna paint the seat brown but I had a tough charlie"

Damn that sucks, I was wincing when I took the most agonizing tough charlie the other night, it was miserable

by The Schkoon May 17, 2016