Definitions by The Schkoon

Tough Charlie 

When you go to take a shit and nothing comes out.

Dude, those greasy tacos flew through me like an F15... How did it hit you?

"I thought I was gonna paint the seat brown but I had a tough charlie"

Damn that sucks, I was wincing when I took the most agonizing tough charlie the other night, it was miserable

Tough Charlie by The Schkoon May 17, 2016

Herbert Walker 

An alcoholic beverage consisting primarily of piss and grenadine.

"It's been a long fucking night, fix me a god damn Herbert Walker"

Sir, that's just piss and grenadine.

"I know what I signed up for"

Herbert Walker by The Schkoon May 17, 2016