Napoleon Schlong

A musician who is an absolute dick to fans on social media.

I tried to have a reasonable discussion with that musician, and he pulled a total Napoleon Schlong on me and got rude.

by The Rock Oracle May 11, 2023

A-Leaguer

A classification for legendary and great metal and rock bands and musicians who had immeasurable influence and wrote top notch music, bands and artists who rose about their peers to the top of the class and the top of the rock pantheon.

Without a doubt, Blizzard of ozz was a great band led by that A-leaguer Randy Rhoads .

by The Rock Oracle July 16, 2023

B-leaguer

Not quite an A-leaguer, but a very good rock and metal band/musician, above 80% of all musicians. But lacks something to make the A-Leagues.

Motorhead was a cool band, but career openers, they are an example of B-leaguer.

by The Rock Oracle July 16, 2023

Music muggle

An insecure music fan who overreacts to the Rock Oracle accurately assessing a band they like.

Did you see that guy get upset because The Rock Oracle told him his favorite band are B leaguers , what a music muggle.

by The Rock Oracle July 15, 2023

B leaguer

Not quite A leaguer, but still pretty good in rock and metal, had some impact but lacked what was needed to make the A leaguers

Motorhead was a cool band, but career openers, they are B leaguers.

by The Rock Oracle July 15, 2023

Nikki Sixx

A fraud who pretends to play his instrument live, and then defends himself by lashing out at others who call him out for it.

I see Carmine Appice exposed Nikki Sixx and Motley Crue, but the bass player went full on Nikki sixx and insulted

Appice for promoting truth.

by The Rock Oracle July 15, 2023

The Rock Tribunal

The place where the rankings of bands are decided headed up by The Rock Oracle.

I wonder how it was decided Metallica are A leaguers, oh ya the Rock tribunal got it Wight.

by The Rock Oracle July 15, 2023