Definitions by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar

Put it all on red 

The act of taking a high-risk gamble.

Friend #1: "I put it all on red bro."

Friend #2: "What do you mean?"

Friend #1: "I asked my coworker out."

Friend #2: "What'd she say?"

Friend #1: "She hasn't opened my message yet. I'm starting to think this was a crack dream..."

Put it all on red by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar October 24, 2024

Stuck on caveman time

Using inferior technology or being stuck in the past.

Buddy #1: "Did you see Jeffery? He's using a flip phone!"

Buddy #2: "That guy's stuck on caveman time."

Stuck on caveman time by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar October 13, 2024

Stepped on a bird's nest 

To upset someone

I think I stepped on a bird's nest when I chose to stay home instead of going to see my sister’s dance recital.

Stepped on a bird's nest by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 23, 2024

Fake Parents 

People who are not your parents by blood or law, but act as such regardless.

Homie #1: "Ever since my dad left and mom started smoking crack, I've been spending most nights at Jack's house. His parents are super nice, they don't mind me being over so much at all."

Homie #2: "That's great man, it sounds like you've got yourself some fake parents."

Fake Parents by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar November 2, 2023

Crocodile magic shit 

Weed that is so good it feels like magic.

Stoner #1: Man, this stuff hits.

Stoner #2: I told ya, bro, it's that crocodile magic shit.

Crocodile magic shit by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar June 25, 2023

Early bird sucks the dick 

A phase used in reference to someone boasting how productive they are.

“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”

“Early bird sucks the dick…”

Early bird sucks the dick by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 14, 2023

in her bins 

To be fooling around (sexually) or having sex with a female.

“Yo, that girl from Math 101, did you…”

“Man, last night I was in her bins and it was great!”

in her bins by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar October 12, 2022