The Rhino Hunter, Edgar's definitions

Fake Parents

People who are not your parents by blood or law, but act as such regardless.

Homie #1: "Ever since my dad left and mom started smoking crack, I've been spending most nights at Jack's house. His parents are super nice, they don't mind me being over so much at all."

Homie #2: "That's great man, it sounds like you've got yourself some fake parents."

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar November 2, 2023

Crocodile magic shit

Weed that is so good it feels like magic.

Stoner #1: Man, this stuff hits.

Stoner #2: I told ya, bro, it's that crocodile magic shit.

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar June 25, 2023

Shitter

A rusty, old car that is anything but luxurious but you still love regardless.

Car girl 1: "Bitch, you still drivin' that old shitter around?"

Car girl 2: "I sure am, repairs are cheap and I bought it with my own money!"

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 22, 2021

Crack Dream

A crazy and unbelievable hope/ambition that one has while under the influence of crack cocaine.

Stoner 1:"One day I'll be as rich as Bill Gates!"

Stoner 2: "Man, that's a crack dream..."

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar September 13, 2020

Put it all on red

The act of taking a high-risk gamble.

Friend #1: "I put it all on red bro."

Friend #2: "What do you mean?"

Friend #1: "I asked my coworker out."

Friend #2: "What'd she say?"

Friend #1: "She hasn't opened my message yet. I'm starting to think this was a crack dream..."

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar October 24, 2024

Plups

Very small female breasts

Bro #1: "Does she even have tits?"

Bro #2: "If she does, they're probably plups."

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar December 2, 2020

in her bins

To be fooling around (sexually) or having sex with a female.

“Yo, that girl from Math 101, did you…”

“Man, last night I was in her bins and it was great!”

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar October 12, 2022