The Rhino Hunter, Edgar's definitions

Crack Dream

A crazy and unbelievable hope/ambition that one has while under the influence of crack cocaine.

Stoner 1:"One day I'll be as rich as Bill Gates!"

Stoner 2: "Man, that's a crack dream..."

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar September 13, 2020

Fake Parents

People who are not your parents by blood or law, but act as such regardless.

Homie #1: "Ever since my dad left and mom started smoking crack, I've been spending most nights at Jack's house. His parents are super nice, they don't mind me being over so much at all."

Homie #2: "That's great man, it sounds like you've got yourself some fake parents."

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar November 2, 2023

Early bird sucks the dick

A phase used in reference to someone boasting how productive they are.

“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”

“Early bird sucks the dick…”

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 14, 2023

Stuck on caveman time

Using inferior technology or being stuck in the past.

Buddy #1: "Did you see Jeffery? He's using a flip phone!"

Buddy #2: "That guy's stuck on caveman time."

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar October 13, 2024

in her bins

To be fooling around (sexually) or having sex with a female.

“Yo, that girl from Math 101, did you…”

“Man, last night I was in her bins and it was great!”

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar October 12, 2022

Put it all on red

The act of taking a high-risk gamble.

Friend #1: "I put it all on red bro."

Friend #2: "What do you mean?"

Friend #1: "I asked my coworker out."

Friend #2: "What'd she say?"

Friend #1: "She hasn't opened my message yet. I'm starting to think this was a crack dream..."

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar October 24, 2024

Plups

Very small female breasts

Bro #1: "Does she even have tits?"

Bro #2: "If she does, they're probably plups."

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar December 2, 2020