The Return of Light joker 's definitions

MC

(not to be confused with the prefix Mc-)

1. a the host of an event or performance, musical or otherwise, a master of ceremonies

2. to be the host of an event or performance

The MC looked like he had not had a rest in days.

by The Return of Light Joker June 17, 2008

pump

1. to copulate

2. the heart

3. to excite

He thought he was pumping with her, but all this time he was showing her his art collection.

by The Return of Light Joker June 29, 2009

trashy

very low and disgusting

His friends are so trashy.

by The Return of Light Joker May 9, 2009

video chat

1. a webcam based discussion

2. to participate in a webcam based discussion

The latest video chat did more to divide people that unite them under the same cause.

by The Return of Light Joker December 2, 2011

galumph

to move ungracefully, to move clumsiy

Don't Galumph around the computer room.

by The Return of Light Joker October 15, 2008

mixologist

a bartender, especially one who specializes in mixed drinks

I'm no mixologist, but I know that a whiskey sour is better with actual lemon juice.

by The Return of Light Joker July 26, 2011

whoopee cushion

a practical joke device consisting of a rubber air bladder that makes a flatulence sound when sat upon

If I sit on another whoopee cushion I'll have to play a prank on they'll never forget.

by The Return of Light Joker September 15, 2009