The Return of Light joker's definitions

dishrag

an unclean person

It is hardly appropriate for a dishrag like you to complain about my breath.

by The Return of Light Joker November 23, 2011

decompress

to relax, to be relieved of stress

It's about time you decompress and stop fretting over how many Christmas presents you have to buy.

by The Return of Light Joker December 21, 2009

handyman's special

something in desperate need of repair that is acquired for a bargain price, especially a house

Those conditions make my house look like a handyman's special.

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2011

cacafuego

1. a temperamental person

2. a braggart

(from Spanish, caca, a juvenile term for fecal matter, and fuego, fire, also said to be a refence to the nickname of a Spanish Galleon)

Why are you such a cacafuego?

by The Return of Light Joker May 30, 2011

up to par

average, of standard quality

Many modern plastics are not up to par in the way of durability.

by The Return of Light Joker August 27, 2009

lightning

cheap, raw whiskey, unprocessed whiskey

Don't drink that lightning, it tastes awful.

by The Return of Light Joker November 23, 2007

play with fire

to do something dangerous

You really like to play with fire, don't you. Stay away from that Oxy if you care for your well being.

by The Return of Light Joker August 23, 2010