The Return of Light joker's definitions

mossback

a very conservative or reactionary person, especially one with old fashioned beliefs or values

I don't need to listen to an old mossback to know that things are messed up.

by The Return of Light Joker October 24, 2011

shakedown

1. extortion, especially through blackmail

2. a thorough search or frisk

The drug gang tried to use a shakedown on the people who promised to crack down on their activities.

by The Return of Light Joker November 16, 2011

feel

1. an instance of touching a body part in a sexual way

2. to touch a body part in a sexual way

They started to feel eachother up just before Mom walked in on them.

by The Return of Light Joker December 27, 2007

lightning

cheap, raw whiskey, unprocessed whiskey

Don't drink that lightning, it tastes awful.

by The Return of Light Joker November 23, 2007

up to par

average, of standard quality

Many modern plastics are not up to par in the way of durability.

by The Return of Light Joker August 27, 2009

pill-pusher

a physician, a doctor

The rumor was that a local pill-pusher was impaired on duty.

by The Return of Light Joker September 9, 2010

handyman's special

something in desperate need of repair that is acquired for a bargain price, especially a house

Those conditions make my house look like a handyman's special.

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2011