The Return of Light joker's definitions

fit to be tied

very angry, furious

My teacher was fit to be tied when my classmate said She didn't know the answer.

by The Return of Light Joker October 29, 2008

brat

1. a child, usually a obnoxious or troublesome one

2. a bratwurst

Get out of my way you little brat.

by The Return of Light Joker November 7, 2007

garden

a woman's pubic hair or genitals

She almost panicked when she noticed her garden poking out of her bikini bottom.

by The Return of Light Joker December 11, 2010

mum's the word

keep quiet about it (possibly from the sound one makes when trying to speak with closed lips, Attributed to William Shakespeare)

Remember, until further notice, mum's the word.

by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2010

cheap date

a person who does not need very many drinks to become intoxicated.

If your a cheap date I'd hate to see your parents at a bar.

by The Return of Light Joker September 4, 2010

Young Turk

a young person who rebels against authority or expectations, especially from within a legitimate group (from a early political faction in Turkey that is credited with establishing a constitutional Turkish goverment in the early 1900s)

He was treating his own adviser like a young Turk as a result of his misunderstanding.

by The Return of Light Joker October 28, 2010

(as) tough as nails

Very tough and durable

That mutt was (as) tough as nails when cornered.

by The Return of Light Joker October 30, 2010