The Return of Light joker's definitions

go commando

to go without wearing any underwear under ones out clothes (distinguished by is being applicable to both genders as opposed to freeball which is used exclusively for males)

I do not think I could go commando on a regular basis. I could not get used to it.

by The Return of Light Joker October 20, 2008

MC

(not to be confused with the prefix Mc-)

1. a the host of an event or performance, musical or otherwise, a master of ceremonies

2. to be the host of an event or performance

The MC looked like he had not had a rest in days.

by The Return of Light Joker June 17, 2008

retread

1. a used tire with a new tread

2. a person who was in the military and is comes back or is recalled in order to perform additional service

3. someone who used to be in a particular, job, institution, etc. but has no will, desire, or capability to continue or return

They had yet another retread in tow.

by The Return of Light Joker December 24, 2010

soap

to persuade by flattery

They think they can soap me into changing my opinion.

by The Return of Light Joker April 24, 2012

x lax

ex lax, a generic term for a popular stimulant laxative

It's not a good idea to rely on x lax too much.

by The Return of Light Joker October 8, 2011

old timer's disease

slang for Alzheimer's disease

The elderly are not necessarily the only victims of old timer's disease, although they are the ones who get it the most.

by The Return of Light Joker June 13, 2010

copycat

an imitation, a person or thing that mimics another

Copycat stunts have been pulled in response to the original protest against putting unreadable agreements online.

by The Return of Light Joker September 30, 2011