The Return of Light joker's definitions

RTFM

used in electronic media when someone asks you for help (from read the fucking manual)

RTFM you dumbass.

by The Return of Light Joker October 20, 2008

abdabs

anxiety or nervous tension, nervousness

Doing Projects like that gives me the abdabs.

by The Return of Light Joker February 6, 2008

0-tolerance

making no exception to a rule or law

The town had a 0-tolerance policy for DUI.

by The Return of Light Joker January 31, 2008

yank

1. a person from or living in the United States, a US
citizen

2. to vicimize or harass someone

Just because I am a yank does not mean I am fat, stupid or any other of those stupid generalizations about us.

by The Return of Light Joker November 12, 2007

ticker

the heart (not used in the emotional sense)

Don't let your ticker beat so fast.

by The Return of Light Joker April 9, 2009

moon cabbage

marijuana

The controversy about the legal status of moon cabbage in The U.S. has grown, despite the fact that other issues have gotten worse.

by The Return of Light Joker July 12, 2010

fast lane

a wealthy and stylish pace and quality of life that emphasizes quick and precise response to competition

Life in the fast lane is believed to limit room for healthy eating.

by The Return of Light Joker June 3, 2009