all over

1. very affectionate with someone, in love with someone to the point of snuggling with them at the drop of a hat

2. aggessively assulting

She was all over me in class today.

by The Return of Light Joker January 02, 2008

up in arms

angry and ready to fight

The teachers were up in arms over the scandal.

by The Return of Light Joker March 29, 2009

know a thing or two

to have practical knowledge

Boy does she know a thing or two about politics.

by The Return of Light Joker February 25, 2008

off-the-shelf

readily available form retail sources

No more off-the-shelf water filters for me.

by The Return of Light Joker July 09, 2010

Zack Morris Phone

an early mobile phone known mainly for for it's bulky size(from a character in the sitcoms Good Morning and Saved By the Bell, known for using this type of phone)

How the hell can anyone fit a Zack morris phone on their belt.

by The Return of Light Joker March 25, 2008

clay eater

a very poor uneducated person, especially one from the southern United States

He thought he was about to meet a clay eater, but that turned out not to be the case.

by The Return of Light Joker June 22, 2011

ungodly

outrageous, horrendous, unreasonable

They almost triggered a flame war with their ungodly rants.

by The Return of Light Joker January 11, 2009