commode-hugging drunk

heavily alcohol intoxicated, drunk to the point of vomiting
He was commode-hugging drunk last night.
by The Return of Light Joker April 03, 2010
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jock-itch

an severe itch of the male genital area contributed to by a particular fungal infection (from the fact that the area is often covered by an support garment or jock strap
His jock-itch was getting out of hand.
by The Return of Light Joker March 19, 2010
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jawdropper

something very surprising
The Incident of attempting to rethink the strategy regarding weapon smuggling grew into a jawdropper due to that one mistake.
by The Return of Light Joker July 18, 2011
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arm

That arm was too busy dealing with the speeder to notice the broken window of the nearby house.
by The Return of Light Joker March 08, 2008
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drum-beater

a person who lauds someone or something insistently
Why are you such a drum-beater for gold based currency?
by The Return of Light Joker January 01, 2011
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bogon

the imaginary particle of which something false (bogus) is comprised
The airwaves are full of bogons tonight. (example of bogon)
by The Return of Light Joker August 19, 2011
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franken-

a combined word meaning genetically engineered or unnaturally produced
Most ordinary people want to tell Monsanto to take their franken-beets and shove 'em. (example of franken-)
by The Return of Light Joker October 26, 2011
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