jerry-rigged

patched or cobbled together (a blend of jerry-built, meaning carelessly or awkwardly built and jury-rigged)

The jerry-rigged monitor only lasted three days before it stopped functioning permanantly.

by The Return of Light Joker April 11, 2009

acid

Lysergic acid diethylamide, a hallucinogenic drug

He got caught with acid again.

by The Return of Light Joker September 14, 2007

bumbershoot

an umbrella (one of the few U.S. slang terms used for the device)

My bumbershoot is busted.

by The Return of Light Joker May 15, 2008

do-gooder

a person who frequently does selfless thing to the point of seeming slightly pretentious

Why do you have to be such a do-gooder?

by The Return of Light Joker August 04, 2009

have it both ways

to profit from two positions that are polar opposites

Contrary to popular belief, the powers that be can't have it both ways with drug laws.

by The Return of Light Joker September 28, 2011

pepper-belly

a Mexican, (derogatory, From the stereotype of Mexican food as having a large amount of chili peppers and the resulting racist presumption that Mexicans are overly fond of chili peppers)

A Fight broke out in the middle row of the audience when some southern guy called a Mexican American in the cast a Pepper-belly.

by The Return of Light Joker December 21, 2009

an arm and a leg

an outrageously high price, en excessive price

Don't pay an arm and a leg for your internet service, switch to -* insert company name here *- today.

by The Return Of Light Joker October 10, 2007