The Return of LIght Joker's definitions

whammy

1. a dangerous curse or hex

2. any problem

That place is one hell of a whammy waiting to spill across the city.

by The Return of Light Joker December 12, 2009

kevork

to kill someone (from Dr. Jack Kevorkian, a Physician who was known for being an advocate of the legal right to euthanasia and having practiced assisted suicide)

Some email scams claim to be written by someone hired to kevork you and use this as the means to extract money.

by The Return of Light Joker December 13, 2009

flange

the female genitals, the vulva

Her flange was prickly from the regrowth of the pubes.

by The Return of Light Joker December 14, 2009

organ recital

1. a recital of one's medical history

2. stomach growling, borbygmus

3. a sex education class

I was tired of the organ recital so I left.

by The Return of Light Joker December 16, 2009

low-key

1. quiet, modest, not very assertive

2. to treat with little emphasis

They rented a low-key dorm for their meetings.

by The Return of Light Joker December 18, 2009

hard core

1. extreme, unmitigated

2. explicit, especially in a pornographic way

He turned into a hard core marine after a month among them.

by The Return of Light Joker December 19, 2009

revolving door

when someone or something leaves a place or position, only to end up back there shortly after

Don't let him use the revolving door trick.

by The Return of Light Joker December 19, 2009