3 definitions by The Repurposed Male
Uvalde Police Department; Also UPD, or Bozo Patrol. A safe place to put body armor in case you need to keep it in good shape.
Uvalde Police Department Cops, lie to the press and grieving families about failing their sworn police duties. A place where cowards go to hide while children dial 911, say OMG and mean it. Where you will be hauled out by your cuffed wrists for one finger of weed but an 18 year old can walk onto school grounds with a long rifle an suffer no annoying questions from B.F.L. UPD clowns. A place where cowards go to hide while children dial 911 and say OMG and mean it.
by The Repurposed Male May 29, 2022
Big Fat Lie; What cops do.
The prime example comes from the media, the internet, and WEB pages with the only purpose being misleading EVERYONE. As we have witnessed so frequently, cops get to distribute BFL's as often as they see fit with no concern for reprimand.
The prime example comes from the media, the internet, and WEB pages with the only purpose being misleading EVERYONE. As we have witnessed so frequently, cops get to distribute BFL's as often as they see fit with no concern for reprimand.
Uvalde Police Department famously claimed one of their officers had fired on the shooter before he entered the school. Later forced to admit it was a B.F.L.
by The Repurposed Male May 29, 2022
Purse whoopin; The act of reducing an attacker to tears with a hand bag, shopping bag or strapped purse. This is usually done to young brassy thug type males, intent on same purse or some other physical type abuse. The defensive act of 'purse whoopin' requires no special skill or talent but seems to come naturally to the purse bearer.
NOTE; There need not be any visible, audible or physical aggression to receive a 'purse whoopin' one need only achieve the tipping point level of smirk, whistle, or barely audible chuckle at the right time and place to be the unhappy reciepant of a "damn good purse whoopin, junior!"
NOTE; There need not be any visible, audible or physical aggression to receive a 'purse whoopin' one need only achieve the tipping point level of smirk, whistle, or barely audible chuckle at the right time and place to be the unhappy reciepant of a "damn good purse whoopin, junior!"
Jerrod; Junior, what the heell is all that damn blue marks on you facial areas?
Junior; Man, dats the shits if ever I dun seen it. That crazy ass bitch like to killed me in the elevator with a bag full of rocks or sumpin!
Jerrod; What? sheeit!! you got yousef a purse whoopin!
Junior; Man, dats the shits if ever I dun seen it. That crazy ass bitch like to killed me in the elevator with a bag full of rocks or sumpin!
Jerrod; What? sheeit!! you got yousef a purse whoopin!
by The Repurposed Male October 17, 2014