Definitions by The Real Uncle Matt

traitism 

Judging others by physical characteristics, or traits. Replaces racism due to the fact that there is only one race, human.

Treating a person differently based upon skin pigmentation is traitism.

traitism by The Real Uncle Matt September 11, 2014

Antitheist 

An Antitheist not only lacks a belief in God(s) and the supernatural but also thinks it is our responsibility to undo, and prevent futher, retardation of society caused by the actions of people in the name of their imaginary God(s).

As an Antitheist, it is my duty to the future to tell children that, no matter what anyone tells them, they won't burn in hell for not believing religious nonsense.

Antitheist by The Real Uncle Matt September 14, 2012

Motate

To depart a location presumably using a motor vehicle.

Hey dude, it's gettin' late, let's motate.

Motate by The Real Uncle Matt May 10, 2010