2 definitions by The Real Marian Webster
The worst quarterback in NFL history. Not only does he overthrow every single receiver, he also started the dab trend, the most obnoxious celebration to ever be created. In order to make him feel better about himself, the NFL awarded him with league MVP in 2015 for completing over 50% of his passes for the first time in his career. He has a group of gay followers who like to make excuses for why he is so bad, often citing his recent injury history as a reason for his poor performances. In 2019 he got his starting job taken from him by local Walmart employee and undrafted quarterback Kyle Allen.
Question 1. Who is the worst quarterback to ever step foot on a football field?
Answer: Cameron Gaylord Newton aka Cam Newton
Answer: Cameron Gaylord Newton aka Cam Newton
by The Real Marian Webster November 14, 2019
A name given to only a select few of the greatest men in the known universe. These people are known for their intelligence, leadership, integrity, and large penises, to name a few things. Many religions originate from the first Justin Watson, a man born from the elements of fire, water, air, and earth. He is recognised by historians as "The most incredible man to ever live." Anyone who has ever had the honor to meet a Justin Watson has said to been given "incredible powers".
by The Real Marian Webster January 18, 2017