The Real Joulie 's definitions

jacuzzifished

When you rent a place because they have a hot tub but when you get there it is gross or doesn’t work.

When we got to our vacation rental the hot tub was cold and the water was grey. We were totally jacuzzifished.

by The Real Joulie March 14, 2023

Groom of the Stool

The servant that wipes the King’s ass after he takes a shit.

After the King contracted food poisoning, the Groom of the Stool had their work cut out for them.

by The Real Joulie November 15, 2022