3 definition by The Real Faulkner

Top Definition

When a man performs oral sex on a woman who has a yeast infection. The vagina will have the distinct aroma of freshly baked sourdough bread with the appearance of oozing warm Roquefort Cheese.

Heather: No oral tonight honey, I have a yeast infection.

Brian: Baby, did you forget how much I love your Sourdough Cheese Sandwiches?

by The Real Faulkner January 25, 2009

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cummunity

The men who participate in the act of bukake.

Brian: Thanks for letting me be part of the cummunity last night.

Heather: Well, you know what they say about bukake, "the more the merrier."

by The Real Faulkner March 21, 2009

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Community Chest

The way a classy sophisticated fellow might refer to a woman's vagina. As recently heard expressed by Jeff Koz on Millionaire Matchmaker, Season 2, Episode 4.

Brian: I could tell by the end of the date I wasn't going to be able to access her community chest.

Heather: Well, if it's any consolation to you, you can have some of my sourdough cheese sandwich.

by The Real Faulkner March 21, 2009

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