A fat, ugly little man with lots of body hair, he could be mistaken for that half-human/half-ape creature that lives in the woods
by The Real Canadian May 08, 2019
One of the most offensive words in the English language, this is a racial/ethnic slur against people of East Indian, Pakistani, Afghani or Sri Lankan descent among others. Also used against brown people in general, this word is proof of the user’s ignorance and stupidity.
MAGAT: Go back to where you came from, you dumb Paki!
Targeted Person: I was born here, you dumb hick.
MAGAT: Well, you sure don’t look American.
Targeted Person: And, you do? This country is made of immigrants.
MAGAT: Well, you haven’t said one intelligent thing this morning.
Targeted Person: I’ve had it with this. I’m calling HR.
Targeted Person: I was born here, you dumb hick.
MAGAT: Well, you sure don’t look American.
Targeted Person: And, you do? This country is made of immigrants.
MAGAT: Well, you haven’t said one intelligent thing this morning.
Targeted Person: I’ve had it with this. I’m calling HR.
by The Real Canadian May 15, 2022
An Ontario quick lube and oil chain that has been known to scam unsuspecting drivers. It may offer a 10-minute oil change for $20, but upsell you with stuff you don't need. CBC program Marketplace nailed those skeezebags putting in oil and other fluids that could wreck your car, or not doing the job you paid them to do. Beware.
Want to wreck your new car? Take it to Economy Lube.
My brother is so dumb that he drove his truck to Economy Lube for an oil change. The grease monkeys who obviously got kicked out of a sketchy trade school put in the wrong fluids - and, now, my brother has to pay $4,000 for a new engine. Moron!
My brother is so dumb that he drove his truck to Economy Lube for an oil change. The grease monkeys who obviously got kicked out of a sketchy trade school put in the wrong fluids - and, now, my brother has to pay $4,000 for a new engine. Moron!
by The Real Canadian August 17, 2015
Nickname for Walmart, the Mecca of discount stores. (Target is the Medina). Established in 1962, Wally World has become the default brick-and-mortar retailer for many North Americans because of its wide selection and cheap prices.
After work, I have to go to Wally World for some groceries, my windshield wiper fluid, a present for my niece - and, I just remembered, I've run out of foundation for my blotchy face.
by The Real Canadian January 19, 2019
A pet name for a certain thinly talented and heavily tattooed pop superstar, Justin Bieber, who is responsible for the most overplayed and annoying song in history, Sorry. Bieber spent the first years of his life in Stratford, a small town located about two hours west of Toronto. To us, he is just another obnoxious pretty boy who needs a timeout for bad behavior.
The Little Turd from Stratford gets more airplay than everybody else. If that's the best that Canada could offer, then I'm moving to the States.
by The Real Canadian August 24, 2016
Nickname for Acton, a working class Toronto suburb known for its drugs, teen moms, low educational attainment rates, open racism, and some of the stupidest people alive. Any person with even a little bit going for them would get out of that place, using college or university as an escape route.
by The Real Canadian April 25, 2015
Nickname for Donald Trump, the illegitimate 45th President of the United States. Trump admits to not reading books (calling them elitist), enlisted poor Barack Obama to show him the ropes, bullies people, and behaves like a spoiled rotten brat who has never grown up. Dolt45 spends his idle time writing tweets that are unreadable and unpresidential.
Angela Merkel wonders how a jerk like Dolt45 ever got elected President.
With the money that Dolt45 spends at Mar-a-Lago each weekend, we could feed hungry kids and old people.
Dolt45 must have slept through civics classes in military school. He knows jack-shit about running a country.
With the money that Dolt45 spends at Mar-a-Lago each weekend, we could feed hungry kids and old people.
Dolt45 must have slept through civics classes in military school. He knows jack-shit about running a country.
by The Real Canadian March 19, 2017