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An indicted, shit-for-brains former US President with a grotesque orange hue. He is the laughingstock of world politics, shunned by every living former President for obvious reasons.
Tang Poo thinks he’s God’s gift to the White House, but he’s been indicted six times and counting already. You can’t run a country from the federal lockup.
by The Real Canadian September 5, 2023
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Hollyweird is one big mental institution. Everybody hates on one another, cheats on their wives or girlfriends, spends too much money on another marriage that only lasts nanoseconds, and draws too much attention to themselves. Ambition is good, but this bullshit isn’t.
by The Real Canadian June 7, 2022
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McAirlines are like McDonald’s, offering cheap stuff that serve their purpose to the widest customer base.
McAirlines are like McDonald’s, offering cheap stuff that serve their purpose to the widest customer base.
I flew with a McAirline from Toronto to Calgary early this morning. The seats were cramped together and I had to pay for my chips and Diet Coke, but I arrived in one piece. That’s good enough for me.
by The Real Canadian April 28, 2023
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I can’t believe that anyone thinks that horn dog would make a good President. He boasts on TV about grabbing women by their pussy.
#MeToo has exposed all the horn dogs sniffing around Hollywood.
That horn dog should be in jail, not promoted.
#MeToo has exposed all the horn dogs sniffing around Hollywood.
That horn dog should be in jail, not promoted.
by The Real Canadian July 8, 2021
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Boris Johnson couldn’t handle his Parliament much less his own affairs. While everyone else had to cut back on parties and other get-togethers a few years ago, he had to turn Number 10 Downing Street into a nightclub.
by The Real Canadian July 7, 2022
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by The Real Canadian July 13, 2020
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Trumpanzees tend to be fat, pasty-faced high school dropouts who:
Live in the suburbs of Palookaville;
Read the National Enquirer and some fake news site that blames Obama for America's problems;
Watch Fox News, Maury, Jerry Springer and NASCAR;
Either work part-time at McDonald's or fake illness for a monthly check from the government;
Use bad grammar and frequent f-words on social media - then call other people idiots;
Pop out future McDonald's workers, carnies, pole and lap dancers, baby mamas and daddies, and other useless people; and
Often have a trailer full of kids with different fathers.
Trumpanzees are also known for their low IQs, almost laughable devotion to God, and getting their 15 minutes of fame on the People of Walmart website wearing either ridiculous clothes or nothing at all.
Trumpanzees tend to be fat, pasty-faced high school dropouts who:
Live in the suburbs of Palookaville;
Read the National Enquirer and some fake news site that blames Obama for America's problems;
Watch Fox News, Maury, Jerry Springer and NASCAR;
Either work part-time at McDonald's or fake illness for a monthly check from the government;
Use bad grammar and frequent f-words on social media - then call other people idiots;
Pop out future McDonald's workers, carnies, pole and lap dancers, baby mamas and daddies, and other useless people; and
Often have a trailer full of kids with different fathers.
Trumpanzees are also known for their low IQs, almost laughable devotion to God, and getting their 15 minutes of fame on the People of Walmart website wearing either ridiculous clothes or nothing at all.
Somebody needs to build a wall around that trailer park outside town. Those Trumpanzees are a bigger threat to America than those Mexicans that the fat orange orangutan in Washington keeps talking about.
by The Real Canadian May 4, 2017
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