That horn dog got away with sexually harassment until one of his targets ratted him out. Now, he’s taking a permanent vacation.
by The Real Canadian April 16, 2021
A beautiful blonde Fox News and NBC host, Megyn Kelly put her foot in her mouth on live TV. The result? Her 15 minutes of fame were up.
Megyn Kelly might have been a lawyer years back, but she wasn’t smart enough to keep her big mouth shut about blackface. Now, she’s a big skinny nobody, and Fox News doesn’t want her back.
by The Real Canadian May 30, 2022
The Canadianized expression for In a New York Minute, Pronto Toronto means the same thing: make it snappy, chop chop, skiddaddle, hurry the hell up, shake what your mother gave you
or in a nanosecond.
or in a nanosecond.
Irene (stuck in a Timmy’s drive thru for 15 minutes): “I’d like a medium Dark Roast coffee, black with two sweeteners and a 12-grain bagel, toasted with light butter. And, for God’s sake, make it Pronto Toronto because I’m already late for work!”
by The Real Canadian May 30, 2022
Yet another mean-spirited (and accurate) nickname for a certain orange-hued former President, who is as poorly dressed as he is obese and stupid.
Trumpo Frumpo wants his way back into the White House, but the folks in New York State and Georgia might not let him. That insurrection last year will haunt him for the rest of his life.
by The Real Canadian June 20, 2022
A. The current White House under Donald Trump;
B. Any country that's not dominated by members of the white race; and
C. Trump's mouth.
B. Any country that's not dominated by members of the white race; and
C. Trump's mouth.
Donald Trump has called Haiti and Africa "shithole countries". He should know that Africa is a continent, not a country. He only wants lily-white people from Europe immigrating to the United States - good luck, you racist asshole!
by The Real Canadian January 13, 2018
An ultra-low fare passenger air carrier ie, Spirit or Swoop, it offers such no frills amenities as all-economy seats. They may or may not offer wi-fi, and if you get hungry or thirsty then you have to buy your overpriced chips and soda.
McAirlines are like McDonald’s, offering cheap stuff that serve their purpose to the widest customer base.
McAirlines are like McDonald’s, offering cheap stuff that serve their purpose to the widest customer base.
I flew with a McAirline from Toronto to Calgary early this morning. The seats were cramped together and I had to pay for my chips and Diet Coke, but I arrived in one piece. That’s good enough for me.
by The Real Canadian April 28, 2023
Look at those covidiots across the street. They're holding another covidparty in their front yard. At least, they'll die happy.
by The Real Canadian July 13, 2020