Wally World

Nickname for Walmart, the Mecca of discount stores. (Target is the Medina). Established in 1962, Wally World has become the default brick-and-mortar retailer for many North Americans because of its wide selection and cheap prices.

After work, I have to go to Wally World for some groceries, my windshield wiper fluid, a present for my niece - and, I just remembered, I've run out of foundation for my blotchy face.

by The Real Canadian January 19, 2019

Forrest Gump

1. The title character of a 1994 historical drama, starring Tom Hanks as a simple man who somehow stumbles into every major historical event in the US during the mid-20th century.

2. Any person who actually has, or is perceived to have, a room temperature IQ.

3. A moron in general.

Forrest Gump over there couldn’t write a sentence without major grammatical mistakes. No wonder why nobody takes him seriously.

by The Real Canadian July 30, 2022

Freedum

The right to be stupid in a Trumpian GOP’s little world.

Fake Patriot: I don’t have to wear my seatbelt and keep my kids in the backseat. I know my First Amendment rights.

Real Patriot: No, dummy! You’re practicing your freedum, the right to be stupid.

Fake Patriot: I’m going to sue you! I know my First Amendment rights.

Real Patriot: Yeah, the right to get your kids and yourself killed?

Fake Patriot: MAGA!

by The Real Canadian August 23, 2021

Skellies

A diminutive term for skeletons.

I’m going to scare the shit out of those trick or treaters this Halloween. My yard will be littered with talking skellies, pop-up zombies, tombstones and cackling witches.

Then, those Reese’s peanut butter cups will be mine. Brouhaha!

by The Real Canadian September 18, 2021

Iskanka

Ivanka Trump, Donald's alleged love interest.

I really don't care about Iskanka, do you?

by The Real Canadian March 20, 2020

Shithole

A. The current White House under Donald Trump;

B. Any country that's not dominated by members of the white race; and
C. Trump's mouth.

Donald Trump has called Haiti and Africa "shithole countries". He should know that Africa is a continent, not a country. He only wants lily-white people from Europe immigrating to the United States - good luck, you racist asshole!

by The Real Canadian May 02, 2018

Asswipe

A disgusting, stupid, arrogant or annoying person with no principles or restraint.

Donald Trump could drink regular Coke and still be an asswipe.

I wouldn’t let my teen daughter go out with that asswipe, Matt Gaetz.

by The Real Canadian April 13, 2021