Definitions by The Q Conspiracy

trump

verb. To do something the cheapest, most slipshod way possible, then blame someone or something else when it fails.

My tenement landlord trumped the AC replacement. He put in one cheap window unit and told us to keep all our doors open.

trump by The Q Conspiracy June 19, 2026

April 24

April 24 is Punch a Rapist Day. If you know a rapist, someone who makes rape jokes, justifies rape, defends rapists, or in any way fails to condemn rape, this is the day to punch them right on their smug misogynistic face.

Broseph: Dude why'd you punch me?
Broheim: It's April 24th!

April 24 by The Q Conspiracy April 20, 2021

positions

Ariana Grande's hit anthem, an ode to codependence for pick-me girls from the album with the same name. An inferior follow-up to her previous two amazing albums.

Positions is Pickmeisha's number one favorite song ever!

positions by The Q Conspiracy April 17, 2021