lumberjack

The man who sings

I'm a lumberjack and I'm O.K.
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.

CHORUS
He's a lumberjack and he's O.K.
He sleeps all night
And Works all day.

I chop down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I want to be a girlee
Just like my dear papa.

by The Professor June 28, 2004

linkmy

A word that describes anything, particularily to replace a word that is on the tip of ones tongue.

Have you got the linkmy?

Wheres the linky gone?

by The professor February 26, 2004

noob stick

The panzerfaust in Wolfenstein, or Wolfenstein ET. Only used when referring to this weapon in the hands of an unskilled player.

Battle Magic keeps TKing everyone with that Noob Stick

by The Professor November 07, 2003

landslide

A mixture of Codeine cough syrup and any kind of soda

Man, I'm slippin from that landslide I drank earlier.

by The Professor July 30, 2003

air force one

The presidents personal mode of transportation to all things that he needs to look cool at.

The president is going to meet with the rockin' prime minister from the czech republic. He'd better take Air Force One

by The Professor June 28, 2004

Nazy

1.Smoothe motherf*cker
2.Nice; Getting nice
3.A fine ass honey

(pl. nayzeez)

Damn, that's a tight jacket. Do you feel nazy?

I'm 'bout to get nazy with that nazy

Freak, you want to go hook up some nayzeez?

by The Professor July 31, 2003

lachesis

The second of the three fates in Greek Mythology. Lachesis measures the thread of life after Clothos spins it and before Atropos cuts it.

Let's hope Lachesis had a long tape measure when you were born!

by The Professor June 29, 2004