air force one

The presidents personal mode of transportation to all things that he needs to look cool at.
The president is going to meet with the rockin' prime minister from the czech republic. He'd better take Air Force One
by The Professor June 29, 2004
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motherfucker

If a couple had a child and attempt to have another or just plain having sex, then the man is a motherfucker due to the fact that the man's spouse became a mother after having a child. Hence making the man(father) a motherfucker.
Your father is a motherfucker.
by The Professor April 01, 2003
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Iterate

Listen this time! I hate having to iterate
by The Professor June 29, 2004
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lumberjack

The man who sings
I'm a lumberjack and I'm O.K.
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.

CHORUS
He's a lumberjack and he's O.K.
He sleeps all night
And Works all day.

I chop down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I want to be a girlee
Just like my dear papa.
by The Professor June 28, 2004
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break up

1. to no longer be in an involved relationship
i.e. Jenny needs to break up with Rick

2. to have a bad connection between two cellular phone users
i.e. "Jenny, you're breaking up," said Rick.
by The Professor August 22, 2003
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foil

He scored a point by putting the point of his foil on his opponent's torso.
by The Professor November 08, 2003
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Pork Chop Sandwich

Item much sought after by members of the GI Joe fire fighting team. Consists of pork, chop, and sandwich.
(Running into burning house) Pork Chop Sandwich!
by The Professor November 25, 2003
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