The Piano Man's definitions

malophile

Some one who has an obsession with apples.

Jack Davis (retard): I love apples!
Random Dude: OMG you malophile!?

by The piano man October 3, 2005

Thumb of Zeus

A choad that is at least six inches in length. Because of its girth, it could be mistaken for a balloon in the pants.

At first I thought he had a balloon in his pants, but it turned out he had a Thumb of Zeus.

by The Piano Man August 5, 2012