Yeth Maam

Gap tooth simp pronunciation of Yes Maam. Eddie Murphy tone, can be high or low.
Queen Kong yelled "STFU stop acting like that!" and pulled her simp's ear when he kept begged for pussy in the checkout line at Krogers and he replied YETH MAAM! while crying in pain.
by The Original Donald Trump January 11, 2022
Get the Yeth Maam mug.

Hamster Wheel Of Pussy

The cardio of choice of pigeon simps. They're on it all day, every day, wasting their time, money and lives for mediocre pussy they usually never get. No wonder they're so skinny.
I was on the hamster wheel of pussy till I let a tranny suck me off and learned we're all a little bi and now I like to fuck women who beg for my dick when it's not dominating some big muscled submissive dudes like Buck Angel.
Get the Hamster Wheel Of Pussy mug.

Dan

DAN stands for Dick And Nuts. The male version of PAM (Pussy Asshole and Mouth) The kind of simp that's used for sex not just money and attention. A man who's good for one thing, hitting the walls and working the middle. But not marriage material.
Pam and Dan had a lot in common, but they came and they went.
Get the Dan mug.

Hypergamist King

Marries up not down, but uses women for sex & attention or to have additional children, even after marriage. Does not love or sees women as equals but as a sex toy, a badge, a title, a cloak or a means to an end.
Why yes sir, my hypergamist king, i WILL give you some PAM (pussy asshole and mouth) and hope that you WILL love me and divorce her!
Get the Hypergamist King mug.

Alexyss K Tylor

The Queen of Vagina Power. The Empress of Penis Power. The OG Goddess of spiritual sexuality and empowerment entertainment on youtube. Unintentionally funny, an artiste provocateur, the daughter of musician Jackie Wilson, Miss Alexyss first went on local public access cable TV in Atlanta to tell viewers about her rough early life to help men AND women heal their issues and free their minds and bodies from sexual ignorance and manipulation. She's LSD without the hangover, but she's even funnier when you're ON it.
A Lexus will ever be worth as much as Alexyss K Tylor.
Get the Alexyss K Tylor mug.

Hypergamist Queen

Marries up not down, but uses simps for money & attention or to hit the walls and work the middle, even after marriage. Does not love or sees men as equals but as a sex toy, a badge, a title, a cloak or a means to an end.
Why, yeth Maam, my big bootied hypergamist queen, i WILL cashapp you and pray you give me some pussy and not slam the door on my dick and say SIKE!
Get the Hypergamist Queen mug.

Pussy To Prison Pipeline

The path all simps eventually take when they are desperate, broke, stupid and horny enough to be manipulated by queens into fighting somebody or committing crimes for pussy they never get. Beating up an ex, a side piece, stealing cars to take her places, robbing Luis Vuitton to put clothes on her, stealing another simp's loot, running scams, drugs, whatever hustle it takes to stay on her hamster wheel of pussy.
Yo I'm doing time for dat bitch! She's my queen! Ima hit that ass when I get out tho! The pussy to prison pipeline is a round trip ticket bruh!
Get the Pussy To Prison Pipeline mug.