Casino Of Pussy

Simps roll the dice win win sometimes but they never cash out and walk away. Instead they lose back all their money, time and lives to manipulator queens and they never get that pussy again. The house ALWAYS wins.
Mayn I scored BIG TIME at the casino of pussy! But now I gotta do all this shit for her and she don't put out.
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Hamster Wheel Of Pussy

The cardio of choice of pigeon simps. They're on it all day, every day, wasting their time, money and lives for mediocre pussy they usually never get. No wonder they're so skinny.
I was on the hamster wheel of pussy till I let a tranny suck me off and learned we're all a little bi and now I like to fuck women who beg for my dick when it's not dominating some big muscled submissive dudes like Buck Angel.
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Hypergamist King

Marries up not down, but uses women for sex & attention or to have additional children, even after marriage. Does not love or sees women as equals but as a sex toy, a badge, a title, a cloak or a means to an end.
Why yes sir, my hypergamist king, i WILL give you some PAM (pussy asshole and mouth) and hope that you WILL love me and divorce her!
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PLEEEEETH

Gap tooth simp pronunciation of please. Used in desperate begging for pussy from his Queen Kong while standing in long lines at Kroger until she pulls his ear like a child and yells at him to STFU.
Maam PLEEEEETH gimme some pussy! I'm beggin! Maam! Maam! PLEEEEEEETH????????
by The Original Donald Trump January 10, 2022
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Predator Mode

When you're willing to fuck anything. Not simping, just scoring some prey, no matter how dead it smells.
"The man that lives to ejaculate? He's in a predator mode, he's looking for the weaknesses of that woman, a woman that's lonely, her vagina is cold, she layin in bed at night playin with her toys, or she's got a man beside her, he's a good provider, but he's not hittin the walls or workin the middle like that dawg that she's havin that sneaky sex with." - Alexyss K Tylor Penis Power (youtube WAwLYJYsa0A)
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Alexyss K Tylor

The Queen of Vagina Power. The Empress of Penis Power. The OG Goddess of spiritual sexuality and empowerment entertainment on youtube. Unintentionally funny, an artiste provocateur, the daughter of musician Jackie Wilson, Miss Alexyss first went on local public access cable TV in Atlanta to tell viewers about her rough early life to help men AND women heal their issues and free their minds and bodies from sexual ignorance and manipulation. She's LSD without the hangover, but she's even funnier when you're ON it.
A Lexus will ever be worth as much as Alexyss K Tylor.
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Queen Kong

A loud, angry, big breasted, heavy bootied, THIC queen who deepens her voice like a man when she verbally or physically emasculates her simps or children she is raising to become simps.
Queen Kong told her simp to STFU and his gap toothed ass said YETH MAAM and put his balls away.

Simp said he wanted more equality in the relationship and Queen Kong told him to pick a switch.

The white man created Queen Kong by emasculating the black man.
by The Original Donald Trump January 10, 2022
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