The cardio of choice of pigeon simps. They're on it all day, every day, wasting their time, money and lives for mediocre pussy they usually never get. No wonder they're so skinny.
I was on the hamster wheel of pussy till I let a tranny suck me off and learned we're all a little bi and now I like to fuck women who beg for my dick when it's not dominating some big muscled submissive dudes like Buck Angel.
by The Original Donald Trump May 08, 2023
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Why yes sir, my hypergamist king, i WILL give you some PAM (pussy asshole and mouth) and hope that you WILL love me and divorce her!
by The Original Donald Trump May 02, 2023
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by The Original Donald Trump January 10, 2022
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Yo I'm doing time for dat bitch! She's my queen! Ima hit that ass when I get out tho! The pussy to prison pipeline is a round trip ticket bruh!
by The Original Donald Trump May 07, 2023
Get the Pussy To Prison Pipeline mug."He can't even buy you the shrimp plate from Long John Silver's. And what that plate cost, $2.99? But he can give you a mouth full of sperm or a rectum full of sperm." Alexyss K Tylor
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Get the The Shrimp Plate From Long John Silver's mug.Pussy Asshole and Mouth. A woman who let's men play that stupid role to bust her pussy hole, let's men talk real sweet to bust her booty meat. A woman who picks men who laugh and giggle and act like they mind is dead to get her to bust nuts out they head.
"Oh, your name is Glenda, but when you're with him, your name is PAM. Yes it is, ain't it! Ain't yo name Pam bitch! Pee Aye Emm, your name is Pam, Pam I am! green eggs and ham! Dick suckin and jam! That's what it is, Pussy Asshole and Mouth! That's what you is! A PAM! You is a PAM bitch! You is a damn sex toy dummy, for this nigga! Yes you is! Yes you is! That's what you is!" - Alexyss K Tylor, from "Wake Up Bitch 2012" on youtube.
by The Original Donald Trump May 02, 2023
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