The Original Agahnim's definitions

Handout

Nowadays if you're too proud to ask for a handout, they've made it so that you can't also be too proud to wear a mask or get a vaccine and keep your job. One way or the other, people are forced into doing what they are told these days, or ending up with no home.

You can only be too proud to ask for a handout when it's still an option among other options. When you're backed in a corner, there's not much you can face head on, even if you're the kind of person that would still try anyway.

by The Original Agahnim December 10, 2021

Rejecting

Another way of saying I don't want you to become something or someone else to gain acceptance, respect, or trust (as I would reject what you became too), I don't want you to speak another language (including mine, as I'd still reject you if you spoke my language) or talk about other things, I don't want you to go by someone else's program or narrative (as I'd reject you even if you were going by my program), I don't want you around me at all, in the simplest way you know how to say it, which is pretty fucking simple.

The wildfire was trying to stay and disregard anybody rejecting/opposing it, even after people let it know it could go fuck itself, not because it held anything sacred there, but mostly for it's own image. It wasn't really stubborn, but it didn't want to look weak (the way it thought many other people were, weaker than itself), and looking stubborn was something other than looking weak (so for no good reason). The wildfire wasn't really a true optimist, just someone that thought it would win it all and walk over all the losers in its path on the way, and would do anything to keep that mentality, from war to lies to maintain itself, to fuel itself, the lie of all lies blinding and burning everyone with it's false light and warmth (the kind of light and warmth that took everything from many families who had built a house in its path, only to be be rendered to ashes, smoke, and rubble when the warlord/wildfire was done with it).

by The Original Agahnim January 21, 2022

Summertime

The season that was once free of any sorts championships, as it is meant to be.

There was a good reason there were no sports championships in the summertime. The Olympics don't come every year.

by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021

Sewer

A septic network.

Doc Jamal Octopus says that guys like Jay Sandman and Dan the Lizard have been hiding out in the sewer system somewhere.

by The Original Agahnim October 20, 2021

Universal ally

Everyone's best friend.

While it was true that Jesse couldn't find a better friend than Nadia, it was also true that neither could Jesse's worst enemy. If Nadia was also an ally of Jesse's worst enemy, then Nadia was playing both of their sides plus everybody else's she collaborated with, not that she couldn't collaborate with who she liked to collaborate with. Usually though, a friend of your enemy is not your friend, even if a universal ally is what they seem to be.

by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021

Fake

Don't get scared of anything, don't feel hurt by anything anybody does is another thing that makes some people feel tough/strong/adult, even if it isn't really natural to try and repress every feeling.

It's fake to claim you've never been scared of anything or hurt by anything.

by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021

two hundred percent

Sounds like something that would make a guy's head explode if he tried to do it long enough.

The athlete was always at two hundred percent, and thought he would never in twenty years or so, rowdy down. One day the people that always knew he was a lame would find out how he really was when nobody was looking.

by The Original Agahnim November 6, 2021