Definitions by The Original Agahnim
poser
The girl thought she was really a newsboy because she had a beanie with a crocheted visor that the salespeople called a newsboy hat. She thought if she was seen in a hat like that, people would walk on the other side of the street when they saw her, and she thought that way because she was a poser.
poser by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021
Man crush
Something about his spirit makes him my third man crush so far this week. I'm glad I just like dudes, otherwise I'd want to fuck everything I see if I liked both sexes.
Man crush by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021
Appearance
Once she had looked at the guy's spirit instead of his appearance, she realized he started to look more like a legend than an ugly toothless loser like she thought at first. Had she ever tried to fight a legend before, or was she too busy tending to her 12 year old short king all day and night to fight a legend?
Appearance by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021
Five foot nothing
The size of a petite female, a midget guy, or an otherwise average or unremarkable guy with no head.
Five foot nothing by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021
Clown
How would you like to go to a show and the guy telling jokes is pleading with the audience that they take his shit seriously? Or he blurts out that he's really in it for the money and power? It wouldn't be a good night, it would be a disaster, part of hell has broken loose from the rest of hell and people are on edge because not all hell has broken or will break loose. The worst kind of clown is the one that wants everyone to take him/her seriously or tries to disarm them all. When the one on stage is more offended by the audience than the audience is by them, perhaps they should ask themselves a few more questions than they currently do, such as whether they even really think they are as hilarious as they think they are.
He/she was entirely too serious looking and sounding for the clown that he/she always was as a kid.
He/she was entirely too serious looking and sounding for the clown that he/she always was as a kid.
Clown by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021
Clown
How would you like to go to a show and the guy telling jokes is pleading with the audience for them to take his shit seriously or blurting out that he's really just doing this to get rich and powerful, not because he really likes it. It wouldn't be a good night, it would be a disaster waiting to happen. The worst kind of clown is the one that wants to get taken seriously, or is more offended by the audience than the audience is by them.
He/she looked and sounded entirely too serious for the clown that he/she always was as a kid.
He/she looked and sounded entirely too serious for the clown that he/she always was as a kid.
Clown by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021
Righteous
More righteous or more morally qualified isn't equal, so females pushing males for that aren't pushing them for equality, they are pushing for superiority, and that's bullshit. It's as bullshit as males trying to do the same thing with females.
The girl couldn't see that her own double standards or steps on her own ladder were everything she ever made fun of in somebody else when picking at their double standards or seeing through the rungs in their ladders, so she kept talking shit about people and judging them while telling them not to judge her for it. She wasn't any more righteous than anybody else, but always thought she was.
Righteous by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021