Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Poser
The narcissistic girl saw a badass shark when she looked in the mirro and thought that everyone else could see in her what she saw in herself, but they were looking at her spirit and not her appearance, and all they saw was a plain and bossy poser that everyone had tried to keep from drowning her entire life.
Poser by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021
Poser
The narcissistic girl saw a badass shark when she looked in the mirror, and thought that everyone else could see in her what she saw in herself when they looked at her, but they weren't looking at her appearance, they were looking at her spirit, and all they saw was a plain poser that everyone had always been trying to keep from drowning.
Poser by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021
poser
The girl thought she was really a newsboy because she had a beanie with a crocheted visor that the salespeople called a newsboy hat. She thought if she was seen in a hat like that, people would walk on the other side of the street when they saw her, and she thought that way because she was a poser.
poser by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021
Man crush
Something about his spirit makes him my third man crush so far this week. I'm glad I just like dudes, otherwise I'd want to fuck everything I see if I liked both sexes.
Man crush by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021
Appearance
Once she had looked at the guy's spirit instead of his appearance, she realized he started to look more like a legend than an ugly toothless loser like she thought at first. Had she ever tried to fight a legend before, or was she too busy tending to her 12 year old short king all day and night to fight a legend?
Appearance by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021
Five foot nothing
The size of a petite female, a midget guy, or an otherwise average or unremarkable guy with no head.
Five foot nothing by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021
Clown
How would you like to go to a show and the guy telling jokes is pleading with the audience that they take his shit seriously? Or he blurts out that he's really in it for the money and power? It wouldn't be a good night, it would be a disaster, part of hell has broken loose from the rest of hell and people are on edge because not all hell has broken or will break loose. The worst kind of clown is the one that wants everyone to take him/her seriously or tries to disarm them all. When the one on stage is more offended by the audience than the audience is by them, perhaps they should ask themselves a few more questions than they currently do, such as whether they even really think they are as hilarious as they think they are.
He/she was entirely too serious looking and sounding for the clown that he/she always was as a kid.
He/she was entirely too serious looking and sounding for the clown that he/she always was as a kid.
Clown by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021