Tomorrowland

Somewhere that isn't here and now.

You're gonna slowly go nuts if you stay in tomorrowland.

by The Original Agahnim June 22, 2021

Inhumanitarian

Someone that is a horrible person, even when nobody is looking.

The inhumanitarian is always doing the most inhuman things you can imagine to people.

by The Original Agahnim November 08, 2021

Dark Maul Naboo

An action figure that looks a lot like Dewey Cox's brother when Dewey Cox got done with him.

Both Dark Maul Naboo and Nate Cox are half the person they used to be (Darth Maul was half the man he used to be).

by The Original Agahnim June 22, 2021

Dork

Someone that tries to tell somebody they are more talented than they are and thinks they are effectively inflating the person's ego by doing it.

The dork thought she owned the place (even though she wasn't even from there) and tried to tell people that she thought werre weaker than her that they were more talented than they really were, thinking they actually believed or went for a word of the bullshit she said. Good thing for the people that knew who she was talking shit about, they knew she was full of shit and were never in danger of getting too inflated.

by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021

Has

Something you have in the present tense.

Joe Biden has the presidency. The guy that stopped doing drugs 10 years ago had a drug problem. He was a junkie. Saying he still is a junkie or has a drug problem is like claiming that Barack Obama is still the president or Sudan is still one country and not two.

by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021

Double standard

If a male was try and make a female wear (or not wear) a striped shirt, it would be called sexism, but if a female makes her husband wear the stupid fucking shirt, it's not called anything, they don't even have a name to call it.

People that like to poke fun at a double standard, but don't like anyone noticing their own never made a name to call a female that makes her husband wear a shirt.

by The Original Agahnim November 25, 2021

Poser

Someone that tells people one thing from their pulpit, then tells people something different behind the scenes.

The poser would say God Bless You when somebody sneezed in public, but would reveal that he/she never actually believed in God or the bible when it was just family, friends, or nobody (not the broader audience) around. After all of his/her talk about what other people did not want in their backyards, it turned out the one who was a different person outside their own backyard was him/her, not the Not in My Backyard folks (a clever abbreviation).

by The Original Agahnim July 05, 2021