The Original Agahnim's definitions
Mama's girl- Well, it looks like an ATM machine, and y'all look like you're on drugs so I'm gonna tell mama.
by The Original Agahnim August 21, 2021
Get the Mama's girlmug. Somebody that constantly has to have a game to play or a song to sing just to make it a few miles down the road in a car. Someone that has to read a murder mystery novel to come up with a way to have somebody offed (by a hitman for example). Somebody that uses their own face on an uninspired painting, or paints something in the vicinity because they are a narcissist that lacks imagination.
The dork might have been helpless to kill her husband if she hadn't read the murder mystery about how to hire a hitman and get away with the murder. She lived her entire life as a coward, so she wouldn't try it if the odds were against her getting away with it at some point, or at least getting her sentence reduced.
by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021
Get the Dorkmug. You would think the Indians would have Thanksgiving shut down for being a racist holiday, yet they show up at the parade held on land that was taken from them and they don't have the city/county shut the parade down because it traumatizes them to watch it. The country has a fucked up history, but once you start to allow any attempt to shed light on history by talking about all sides of it, (that includes the Confederate side, and the side of the original slaveowners, the founding fathers like George Washington and James Madison) you end up trying to keep people in the dark about it by having everything cancelled that doesn't agree with what you think history should have been like, in a past where everything and everyone was wonderful and decent, and history was never like that because people are human and not inherently good (or bad). People are people, they always have been fucked up.
People nowadays think that somebody owes it to them to cancel everything they don't like, even if somebody else might learn something from it. It's one thing if you want to cover your own kids eyes and ears everywhere they go, it's another thing to tell everybody ese they have to do the same things the same way you do.
by The Original Agahnim June 16, 2021
Get the Cancel everythingmug. The mouth of the south hated red and yellow tape because she didn't know that she was the red and yellow tape. She thought it was just everybody else that lived by double standards, which is why she thought everything that happened in life was hilarious. She didn't get life, but thought she was the most broad minded person there ever was.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
Get the Red and yellow tapemug. When the grief/tragedy/sympathy (science/healthcare/government/media) industry tells people that if they do something else they tell them to, everything will be okay, but if they don't do it, the sky will fall on their heads. Last year, they said if people wore masks, the pandemic would end soon, but if they didn't, the pandemic would go on forever and everyone (not just a small portion of the total population) would get sick. Now, a year and several virus mutations later, they're saying if people get a shot, a vaccine, that the pandemic will end soon, but if they don't, it will go on forever. When will people wake up and fight, they're already doing everything they've been ordered to do, getting in any line they're told to get in (including the one for a slaughterhouse) and they're only losing more rights.
Seeing other people get vaccines at work is still vaccine intimidation, since people that are unvaccinated tend to think they'd rather get a shot and fit in than be outnumbered by vaccinated people that seem to have any rights they want, and get to do what they want, go where they want, and live how they want. That is the dream/agenda the grief/tragedy/sympathy industry (government/healthcare/media/science) has started trying to sell people since last year, since people were no longer buying the American dream.
by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021
Get the Vaccine intimidationmug. Now that he's elderly, drunk, and on painkillers, the 98 pounds and tough as nails girl is going to go kick his ass, she finally found the courage and resolve to do it.
by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021
Get the 98 pounds and tough as nailsmug. by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
Get the chicken shitmug.