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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

There would be no new without the old.
Not everybody has a need to make everything new or upgraded, and even if you hold nothing sacred, there would be no you without the old people you laugh at, try to make fun of, or talk endless shit about. You would just be the kid that once ran to your mother for first aid and attention you always were if you're one like that, and people don't change. Some of us knew you before you orked the job you work now, and before you developed your bullshit facade.
New by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021

Real estate 

An authoritative source that is not on your side.
Real estate experts/people involved in real estate want to tell peole what to do and how to do it, but also pretend to be one of them.
The time of year the days start to get darker, until they are at their darkest in winter.
Fall is the time of year people start to fall for more of what the

corporate/government/healthcare/media entities and other authoritative sources tell them about the coronavirus. At least in the spring and summer, people are outside around other people for more of the day, and they can see that other people are doing fine. In fall and winter, people don't have that added sense of security, and the corporate/government/health/media entities and other authoritative sources take advantage of that unease.
Fall by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021

Bisexual mask

Coming out as a faggot when people just thought you were bisexual.
I'm not bisexual and I resent being called bisexual when I really only like one sex, and that is dudes. I had on a bisexual mask, I thought I could keep hiding who I really was.

Accomplished 

Accomplished and serious are two different things. Whether someone that is accomplished is a serious person or not depends on the person, not on what accomplishments, titles, or awards they have.
Being accomplished at something doesn't tell you what somebody is really like. A lot of people take accomplishments as more than what they are.

Pestilence 

What awakens in darkness.
The coronavirus is the pestilence that awakened in the darkness of 2020.

Dog eat dog 

Dogs dont eat dogs, they eat dogfood or leftovers. A wolf might eat a dog if it hasn't had a decent meal in a while.
A dog eat dog world is not a reality, humans came up with that to compare themselves to their dogs.