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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Cinderella poser 

Someone that never really had to fight/work too hard for anything in life, but still wants the image of somebody that really did those things for show to the world.
The Cinderella poser always had someone else come help/save her if the going started to get tough, or if she started to get beat. She doesn't really know anything about loss, which is why she was never a true Cinderella in the first place.

Cinderella poser 

Someone that pretends to be an underdog in life despite never having been one.
The Cinderella poser lives in a nicer house than her siblings, comes from a bigger house than her siblings, and has been to every one of her childhood friends' weddings, yet still always claims to be an underdog whenever there is a sports game or something she is desperate to win (with her spoiled rotten sense of injustice and disadvantages in life) . She claims that she was an underdog to the people she claims were in line in front of her/in her way, when in reality they weren't in line for anything, they weren't trying to become royalty (rich and powerful) like she was.
What somebody claiming to be spreading magic is known as.
The quack claimed to be spreading magic like wildfire or a virus.
Quack by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021

Basketball

A sport you don't see guys getting knocked out in, no matter what a sports writer tries to tell you happened in the game. Another thing you don't see is a ref counting down until the guy has to leave the game if he can't get up at the end of the countdown, even if that would be a more interesting basketball game.
The other guy kept throwing the basketball at Joel Embiid's head, he was relentless, and down went Joel Embiid. He could not get up and walk away from this one, he was knocked out, the ref got no response during the countdown, just a lot of twitching.
The time of year people go on vacation and don't think about basketball or sports they aren't playing on vacation.
Guy in July nowadays- Thank god the NBA Finals are over and done with, having them in July is like having the Super Bowl on Christmas or New Years, silly bullshit somebody would do/have done to prove they can (to prove they have the power to do it and people should at least respect their bank account if they are not going to respect them).
July by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021
The time of year people go on vacation and don't think about basketball or sports, because it's the time of year to think about that.
Thank god the NBA Finals are over and done with, having them in July is like having the Super Bowl on Christmas or New Years, it's bullshit.
July by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021
She wanted to look tough posing with her carbine in the picture.
Posing by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021