Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Marshmellow
Marshmellow by The Original Agahnim July 19, 2021
Bubbly girl
Bubbly girl by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021
Lane
Something people in Orange County and other parts of Southern California always seem to stay in, and expect everyone else to stay in theirs all the time.
That guy just crossed the white line and came right over into the same lane as you, since neither of you own it. If you want to tell him to fuck off like people once did, when are you going to start doing it without reaching in your glovebox or calling 5 or 6 guys from Compton or Inglewood to try and make him get back in his lane for you? That is society getting softer and softer on an indivual, personal basis, where it all starts before becoming a society wide problem.
Lane by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021
Small Business Saturday
If you support a business at all, you support it enough, you don't have to spend money at a small business once a week to prove that you're a good enough citizen to some entity that doesn't really give a fuck about you, the business, or whether you're a good enough citizen (the same entity that created Small Business Saturday).
Small Business Saturday is a way to control people's spending habits, nothing more and nothing less.
Small Business Saturday by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021
Small business Saturday
The exact same groups of people that had small businesses shut down forever are the kinds of people that came up with small business Saturday.
Small business Saturday will never undo what is done to a business when it is forced to shut down for weeks or months at a time.
Small business Saturday by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021
Small business saturday
Having a small business saturday is like having a gym saturday. It's your body, it's your business what you do with your body, how you treat it, and so on, but pretending that you are dedicated to something like that because everybody's doing it is pretentious, fair-weather bullshit. Some of us have treated our bodies like amusement parks before, and still don't call ourselves or other things something they're not. Call it what it really is.
Small business Saturday is for people who don't really give a fuck about the business 6 days a week.
Small business saturday by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021
Do you feel me?
One of the more annoying things people say along with asking you if you know what they're saying. Touch and Hearing are two different senses, and though emotions can be connected to senses, they're not the same thing as senses.
Do you feel me? by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021