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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Puppet master 

People that seem to be brilliant and have a strong ability to govern, when really they're mostly there to stick their tentacles in people's lives and pull their strings.
The vaccine shot he/she got in his/her arm was a lot like somewhere to put a string so the puppet master could make him/her dance.

Common sense 

Not putting anything in your body you choose not to is common sense, no matter who tells you that common sense is puttng something in your body they want you to put in your body.
Not getting vaccinated doesn't mean you don't have common sense. If anything, you have a good head on your shoulders if you ppl ick and choose what you do and don't put in your body, even if someone tries to tell you they are let down or disappointed with you, or that you're not doing enough, or that you're not enough. Sometimes it is the other person's common sense that is questionable, even they they seem to have an ability to govern and a brilliant mind (such as a governor or president).

Pretentious 

Somebody that pretends to love people they don't really love and support things they don't really hold sacred, from LGBT rights, feminism, mental illness, and other causes to spiritual causes, all to promote an extraverted, sociable image that is not really them. Someone that tells a broad audience of people that don't know them well that they are one way, when really they are another when nobody is around.
The pretentious girl was introverted when nobody was around, but tried to make herself look extroverted and fun when there was an audience of her suckers she was trying to play around, as they were a path to power for her.

Middle ground 

Copromise.
Middle ground, common ground, compromise, negotiation, or any other way you want to say it, is one side getting the best of another. There are things you have to keep fighting for to keep the ground you have, there is no room for compromise.
Arrogance can come from youth or old age, not just one or the other. Assuming that somebody else envies your youth is arrogance of youth if it isn't based on reality. For example, if a person that lived through the 80s (or 70s, or decades before) wouldn't trade their time during those years for youth, since youth would mean they missed out on all that time and mostly just remember the 90's or 2000's, then they are not envious of anybody's youth. They had their own youth, and they are where they are now, and that is fine with them, because they'd rather be themself than a younger version of themself, or you.
Arrogance can be there at any age. The kind of person that assumes someone else envies their youth must envy the youth of people younger than themselves, and yet not every younger person would make or has made such a narcissistic assumption about other people.

Knuckles 

A nickname some people have that they don't like.
The girl looked in the mirror one day and saw knuckles the echidna looking back at her from the other side, and couldn't decide whether to laugh or get infuriated, so she looked around for someone to ask if it was them trying to be funny and not the one in the mirror.

Knuckles 

Another nickname some people have that they don't like.
The girl looked in the mirror one day and saw knuckles the echidna looking back at her and couldn't decide whether to laugh or get infuriated, so she looked around for somebody else to ask whether it was them trying to be funny and not the one in the mirror.