assumed

A way to fill in a blank or empty space.
They assumed he didn't already know about it.

The guy/girl assumed the powerful role in the company when the other guy/girl was forced out and lost his/her home.
by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021
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parasite

Something that benefits from the downfall of a host.
The female Jim Jones thought of herself as a modern day Parysatis, always putting everyone on trial but herself, trying to dispatch enemies at oppurtune times. It's no wonder the name Parysatis is similar to parasite.
by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021
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Calibrating

Guy 1-Are you testing weapon?
Guy 2- I'm not testing I'm...calibrating.
Guy 1- Oh, I thought you didn't know what you were doing.
Guy 2- Well ya thought wrong...
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Motorcycle guru

I know a good motorcycle guru. Ask her anything about motorcycles, she knows everything there is to know about them. She has read all the brochures and something about it makes her feel tougher, so she started calling people pal even though she never talked that way as a kid, and it's weird when you hear somebody start talking weird in their 30s. It would be like somebody who tried to keep everybody around them from cursing or using language that didn't come from a Disney film or show most of the time suddenly talking like a badass.
by The Original Agahnim January 17, 2022
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Dork

Someone that thinks they own a town because their mommy and daddy worked there, even if they're not originally from there and hold nothing sacred there.
The dork encouraged people in her congregation to report suspicion and hate crimes to her rather than question her. Jim Jones did the same things at his compound in Guyana.
by The Original Agahnim October 16, 2021
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Shallow

Someone that would say or do just about anything to tread over anybody until given what they want the most (usually dollar signs and the power it can buy).
The shallow girl didn't care how many she lost or what they looked like (black, yellow, brown, white, male female, gay straight, polka dot, alien) as long as she won the golden city. She had always wanted not only the city, but to be worshipped by all as a rich and powerful deity.
by The Original Agahnim December 01, 2021
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Compromise

Letting someone else get the best of you to keep life on an even keel.
Not everybody had a 6th grade version of themselves that would kick the shit out of the adult version of themselves comromising everything, some people had a 6th grade version of themselves that wanted to become rich and powerful enough to force everyone else to compromise everything.
by The Original Agahnim August 05, 2021
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