Solid Snake- The colonel gave me permission to knock his niece out. I did the wrong thing, but it was for the right reason. Nobody but Zeus can get anything done legally (being legally right, without legal consequence) around here with all the red tape the rest of us have to go through. Most of us know law higher than ourselves. The colonel wouldn't have a niece if she kept listening to Psycho Mantis's music.
by The Original Agahnim September 17, 2021
by The Original Agahnim June 09, 2021
Don't say anything directly to her face, since she's just too feisty, she's too much.
She's more feisty than everyone else, you don't want to even think about saying something directly to her face, she's the last person you want to do that with. You might get punched in the face or arrested, or both for that if you're lucky.
She's more feisty than everyone else, you don't want to even think about saying something directly to her face, she's the last person you want to do that with. You might get punched in the face or arrested, or both for that if you're lucky.
by The Original Agahnim August 26, 2021
A mother's little spy, someone that reported everything that could possibly be reported to an authority figure as a kid.
Mama's girl- It looks like an AtM machine and y'all look like you're on drugs, so I'm gonna tell momma.
Mama's girl- Don't tell me a thing. If you say one more thing about what they did, you're gonna be in big trouble.
Mama's girl- Don't tell me a thing. If you say one more thing about what they did, you're gonna be in big trouble.
by The Original Agahnim August 21, 2021
Something many, if not most people would look at/watch and say damn that's living, I buy that without questioning what the person is really like when not making a show out of their life.
He/she always liked having something to show for everything that he/she did so that he/she could show highlight reels of himself/herself on a movie projector while all of his/her friends ate popcorn and got jealous of him/her because they didn't question the person or the intentions of the person behind the highlight reel.
by The Original Agahnim December 16, 2021
Sounds like an excuse from the 80's for why a kid didn't have their homework done on time, but if you're talking about why a houseplant is no longer with you, sometimes it's true.
Girl- Why is your houseplant dead? Were you too high to notice it needed water?
Guy- My cat ate it smartass.
Guy- My cat ate it smartass.
by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021
The one where if a dude claimed he got raped people wouldn't hesitate to question or laugh about his suffering/trauma, but if a female claims she got raped, people are expected to cry, march, protest, beat, kill, or a cut somebody's dick off for her, go to war, do something about it is one you don't hear about much from feminists. No wonder they keep so much power that way.
You tend to hear a feminist pick at the double standards that make them look brave, strong, and heroic more than you tend to hear about the ones that make them look cowardly, pathetic, and weak. Males don't have that luxury, despite all their push for what they think equality is. Their view of equality is that males have it made, and it's an unrealistic view.
by The Original Agahnim July 23, 2021