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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Marshmellow 

There are big marshmellows and small ones.
The girl was 7 feet tall and skilled, but though she didn't like for anybody to say it, she was still as soft as a marshmellow deep down, beneath the giant on the surface of the TV screen.

Bearded lady 

She's 7 feet tall and has an Adam's apple and a beard. That happens all the time where she's from. What are you one one of the freaks? Why are you asking about the bearded lady?

Flavor of the month 

What a girl likes a guy to be, depending on what month it is.
Is this your flavor of the month, with his tight jeans and his unisex/androgynous sweater that looks like a Christmas present from his senile grandmother, the one that keeps forgetting who the present is for, and his frosted tips? Before I turn myself into one of those guys for you, I will eat another twinkie and wear something that makes you sick to your stomach. The systematic emasculation and pussification of the male half of the human race isn't being yourself for a girl, it is bullying no matter what sex you are.

Flavor of the month 

Is this your flavor of the month, with his tight jeans, and his unisex/androgynous sweater that looks like a Christmas present from his senile grandmother, the one that keeps forgetting who the present is for, and his frosted tips? Well before I turn myself into one of those guys, I will eat another twinkie and wear something that makes you sick to your stomach. The emasculation and pussification of the male half of the population isn't being yourself for a girl, neither is encouraging it. There's not any guys that dedicate their lives to making females (or guys) less feminine.

Medal spoiled 

An Olympics fan/viewer that calls a first gold medal semi American.
Americans have been medal spoiled for a while in many events in the Olympics, to the point they expect some of these athletes to keep bringing in medal after medal after medal like it's an easy thing to do or guaranteed to anybody with a USA uniform (especially without any support there with them and even getting told they are semi American or unacceptable performers/performances). Hopefully more people (not other athletes, but fans/viewers) saw more of what athletes are putting themselves through to get some of these medals via Simone Biles, Allyson Felix, and a few other athletes.

Nightmare Olympics 

10 medals in Track and Field events for men's track, as many as Kenya's total number of medals for all events in both sexes, is not a nightmare Olympics. The media and people saying that is semi American are the half hearted ones, the track and field teams gave it their all and finished their Olympics with something to smile about.
For most countries, 10 medals would be a dream come true, not a Nightmare Olympics. In a pandemic with more time away from training and families than any other Olympics the United States participated in, not to mention hardly any veterans/leadership/teammates from past Olympics, 10 medals for men's track and field is special in it's own way.

Men's track 

Hopefully men's track doesn't go home discouraged, they're just starting out and a lot of great things will happen for them if they don't give up. They didn't have an abudance of veterans to draw from their experience or leadership, so hopefully they don't let Carl Lewis talking to them like he was their father get to them.
The media might like to point out their mistakes, but the men's track team could have let the sting of defeat keep them from getting the gold medal today, and they didn't do that. They fought all the way through to the end, until the Olympics were over. Win or lose, they didn't give up on themselves.