by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021
Get the Not today female Jim Jones mug.Healing doesn't begin because there is no healing.
Anybody telling somebody a vaccine is healing them is a lot like Jim Jones telling people he was the messiah healing them.
by The Original Agahnim July 04, 2021
Get the Healing mug.Talking about octopus death as a cause of death is like driving a Ferrari to females if you do it right, though it's like the opposite of driving a Ferrari if you don't.
Other guy- Do females actually go for the Octopus death shit?
Guy- Yes, they think I'm as charming as the Grinch when I talk about Octopus death.
Guy- Yes, they think I'm as charming as the Grinch when I talk about Octopus death.
by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021
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Get the Bureaucrat mug.Someone who is themself all the time, themself being who they say they are, without the deception. Someone that doesn't need many different colors, shades, or hues of contact lenses or hair dyes (or skin creams) to throw people off.
A real person wouldn't do that, but he/she always has done shit like that. As a kid, he/she didn't get away with it as much, since more of his/her social life was in and through school (where he/she met most of the people that he/she knew) and other institutional settings (possibly church for example), but as he/she got older, he/she wanted to change his/her image into something people would like/accept more than who he/she was as a kid, therefore he/she did all these extra things after turning 18 to fuck with people's lives as a different person than the one he/she was born as.
by The Original Agahnim November 04, 2021
Get the Real person mug.Someone that wants to look/sound/act/feel things like tough/strong/adult, but tries to ban other people from saying curse words or profane language and is bossy about all the wrong things in life, things that aren't natural to repress (wear a mask, get a shot, don't cry especially if you are male, don't feel, man up, and so on).
The coronavirus might not be fake, but the people that perpetuate the lockdowns, restrictions, mandates, and dictations of people's daily lives certainly aren't naturals. Of all the things they tell you that are uncertain or to be unsure of, that people can be sure of.
by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021
Get the Fake mug.Democracy hasn't retreated or gone anywhere, but it hasn't been revived in a long time either. Long before the mask and vaccine mandates and restrictions there was the post 9/11 airport security people had tolerated because they decided they valued safety over personal freedom and rights. Kids born after the year 2000 might not even have much sense of democracy or personal freedom, since they've only known the airport security and travel bans since 9/11 and the pandemic, respectively. These folks are used to accepting what they see and hear in the news perhaps, and doing what they are told by authorities rather than questioning whether the authorities know what they are talking about.
Kids born after 2000, if they have any sense of democracy at all, must think it isn't something they might have to wake up and fight/bleed to keep.
by The Original Agahnim December 04, 2021
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