The Original Agahnim's definitions

July

The time of year people go on vacation and don't think about basketball or sports they aren't playing on vacation.

Guy in July nowadays- Thank god the NBA Finals are over and done with, having them in July is like having the Super Bowl on Christmas or New Years, silly bullshit somebody would do/have done to prove they can (to prove they have the power to do it and people should at least respect their bank account if they are not going to respect them).

by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021

Unhilarious

Something that isn't funny, even if you get it.

The guy told his Sagittarian wife she was being silly in an unhilarious kind of way.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Grief tragedy sympathy industry

Cops learn that if they break down and cry to a shrink after using their weapons, they get support, and both cops and civilians that know they will be on TV know just how to break down at the right time and "express" sorrow for what they did, thinking that will make them less wrong. When was the last time you heard a cop or a civilian that shot an unarmed protestor or black guy say

"Not a day goes by that I don't feel absolutely no remorse about what I did, they got what was coming to them!" The reason you never hear that on TV is nobody wants to make what's coming for them any worse than what it is, nobody wants to intensify what is coming for them.

Something you never hear on TV's grief tragedy sympathy industry-

Armed Civilian- Yea I shot the son of a bitch, so what, who cares. Gimme the electric chair, hang me, or shut the fuck up you fucking cunt!

Judge- I will do as you wish, I will sentence you to death, you will get what you deserve without further adieu!

by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021

Unsuspecting

Someone that isn't suspicious of another person's behavior.

Roberta Ford was a seemingly timid and bashful person with no common sense, wet behind the ears, but it was all a sheepish facade, she was actually a cold, calculating machine trying to prey on the unsuspecting sheep people that had their backs turned.

by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022

Mini hulk

An Incredible hulk that fits in somebody's luggage.

The American team brought Mini Hulk in a suitcase so they wouldn't have to buy an extra plane ticket, and when they got to the competition, they would say something like Say Hallo to My Little Friend, and out of the suitcase Mini Hulk would climb before snatching up a world weightlifting record.

by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021

Self played

Played by yourself.

The bubbly girl tried to slowly drive so many people crazy that her own mental health ended up becoming questionable. She was self played, and had nobody left to play but herself.

by The Original Agahnim August 10, 2021

Popular

Popular isn't everything, just like winning isn't everything.

I'd rather be unpopular/hated by all for who I am (even if it meant they didn't respect me) than popular/well liked/loved by all for something I'm not (an image of a well liked/popular person) or something I think they would like/love rather than who I really am, because then I would be living my life like a poseur and a coward.

by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021