Imitation

Someone who still hasn't thought of anything original to put on their ceiling after 20 or 30 something years, just the same stars thei brother had on his ceiling as a kid.
The girl was always an imitation of somebody else. She tried to make their lives what she felt like hers was, her version of hell (though hell isn't even a real place).
by The Original Agahnim October 20, 2021
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Scapegoat

If people can't find one, they make one up (I'm not responsible for my actions, Satan is).
Satan became their scapegoat when they couldn't find a non fictional one.
by The Original Agahnim September 04, 2021
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Jigsaw gang

A gang that sets elaborate traps and calls it a game.
The jigsaw gang made the junkie as ugly on the outside as he was on the inside when they jumped him and cut his face up in parallel lines. They had dragged another guy into a dungeon and chained him to another guy with a wheel that pulled both of them by the hair that would scalp them if they didn't find the key or do the right thing in time. These were people the jigsaw game deemed unappreciative of the lives they led.
by The Original Agahnim December 05, 2021
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Money

It's a hit.
Dem Franchise boyz- If you ain't talkin money then you talkin Chinese!
Guy- All right, all right, Ni hao ma xie xie di, how do you like that?
Dem Franchise Boyz- Say somethin else, say somethin else!

Guy- 100 yuan, that is talkin money in Chinese for you. What?

Dem Franchise Boyz- Say what again!

Guy- What? You said I was gonna talk Chinese if I wasn't talkin money, and I did, I did both of those things. Are you gonna let me go or did I give the wrong answer? I'm not going to act like I'm from Compton, I'll act like I'm from Atlanta if you like.
by The Original Agahnim November 29, 2021
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Bubble

A way to treat athletes like children.
The athletes were expected to live in a bubble someone did not want them to burst.
by The Original Agahnim November 12, 2021
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Clown

How would you like to go to a show and the guy telling jokes is pleading with the audience that they take his shit seriously? Or he blurts out that he's really in it for the money and power? It wouldn't be a good night, it would be a disaster, part of hell has broken loose from the rest of hell and people are on edge because not all hell has broken or will break loose. The worst kind of clown is the one that wants everyone to take him/her seriously or tries to disarm them all. When the one on stage is more offended by the audience than the audience is by them, perhaps they should ask themselves a few more questions than they currently do, such as whether they even really think they are as hilarious as they think they are.

He/she was entirely too serious looking and sounding for the clown that he/she always was as a kid.
by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021
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Instigators

Someone that tries to divide white people from black and brown people by trying to push everyone else for equity, instead of acknowledging that there is already equity, that all these groups people are already equal without anything having to change for them to be equal as they are.
The instigators held a rally to further divide people into groups of white, brown, and black, since one human race was never going to be good enough for them not to find some shortcoming to pick at until everyone else gave in to the demands of the the group holding the rally, and wrote any new mandate they wanted written as a law or rule. They were the same kinds of people that always tried to divert people's focus from everyday reality to a Confederate statue nobody really paid much, if any attention to until the year everyone paid attention to it.
by The Original Agahnim August 12, 2021
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