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Supervisors

People that seem to be there to look after somebody, but are really there to extort them.
Charly's supervisors thought of him as a softhearted and gullible pushover, a weak person, an idiot that they should keep around to set them free from the stress of work with laughter (at his expense).
by The Original Agahnim January 21, 2022
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tattoos

Something even dorks get these days. They no longer indicate a badass individual, because they've been copied and replicated by so many people that nowadays instead of a few people having a tattoo, there's just a few people left that don't.
That cocky, plain 98 pound dork had tattoos all over her body and thought she could kick anyone's ass just like several million other people think these days. It's kind of like the trend where everyone thinks they are an ultimate fighter, a reality TV/game show badass, Bruce Lee reincarnated, or any variation of many different things people see on TV or youtube. What tattoos have become is not what tattoos were originally meant to be.
by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021
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Safe

Anything that is safe isn't something the media has to convince you is safe. People have good enough sense and intuition to know what is safe and what is not. If a doctor tells you jumping off a bridge is safe, do you listen to a doctor because the doctor is qualified, or do you make sure you don't try it without a bungee cord if it's above a certain height , especially if it's not a bridge over water?
People know what is safe and what is not, they also know anybody trying desperately to convince them something is safe is a questionable source, even if it's the media.
by The Original Agahnim August 5, 2021
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Find out what?

Another way of saying I might just be as feisty as you, who knows?
Find out what? Nobody is fucking around with you.
by The Original Agahnim September 8, 2021
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Poser

Somebody that says they get something they really don't so that people will pay attention to them, as seeking attention is always part of their agenda.
The poser said she got something everyone else said they got so that she wouldn't be the only one among them that didn't get it, she would be part of their group, she would see herself as being in with the group, even if not everybody did see in her what she saw in herself, as not everyone was looking through the same narcissistic lens.
by The Original Agahnim August 26, 2021
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Clown

How would you like to go to a show and the guy telling jokes is pleading with the audience for them to take his shit seriously or blurting out that he's really just doing this to get rich and powerful, not because he really likes it. It wouldn't be a good night, it would be a disaster waiting to happen. The worst kind of clown is the one that wants to get taken seriously, or is more offended by the audience than the audience is by them.

He/she looked and sounded entirely too serious for the clown that he/she always was as a kid.
by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021
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Short circuit

The movie that came before AI or the Matrix.
Not as many people seem to remember Short Circuit as the Matrix, it might be that it didn't have enough special effects for some people.
by The Original Agahnim January 22, 2022
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