The Original Agahnim's definitions
If someone was intent on seeking out the next Adam Lanza or someone like him, and they started their search with some guys on Lay Z Boy recliners, they're not going to come up with much. The more motivated the person, the more likely they are to act on the inherent capability/capacity that all humans have to kill. (We are all born serial killers deep below the surface facades, it's a matter of how likely someone is to act on it.) Serial killers and criminals aren't lazy people, they are motivated, perhaps excessively so.
Adam Lanza wasn't likely the kind of prick that spent a lot of time laying around or stoned as a teenager, he was likely a little bit too motivated internally for that.
by The Original Agahnim January 26, 2022
Get the Adam Lanzamug. What the developer was saying wasn't a cool counterpoint, it was as cool as penguin shit. The neighborhood was cool and diverse the way it was before the developer came in trying to fuck with and gentrify it, before the respect for the people of the neighborhood was overran, and before the people were left without much choice but to fight or flee. Not everyone was going to flee like the developers wanted, no matter how much rent or housing/living costs went up, trying to price them out.
by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021
Get the Cool counterpointmug. A person that won't tell you that for every 100 pounds you outweigh the average person, your life is going to be made that much more difficult by the average person, and that's just the way it's always been and always will be (and yet life will go on anyway, because it's bigger than any one fat or skinny person). Instead a shallow manipulator says don't let something somebody said or did get to you (while seeing an oppurtunity to walk all over somebody for saying the word fat, a common enough word in most people's vocabulary), even when it's human for things to get to people, and to tell them not to let it is to tell them not to be human, to be more like a machine, like you, the shallow manipulator.
The shallow machine loved to call everyone but himself/herself heartless, thinking that everyone was uglier inside than him/her, and had an uglier heart.
by The Original Agahnim December 8, 2021
Get the shallowmug. The version of history that allows people to be unoppressed and unrepressed, even if they would still choose the oppressed image to take advantage of or walk over anybody they could.
American History Y is just as good as American History X, one doesn't seem more right than the other, though females might secretly hate the Y version a little bit more, since the X version gave them unlimited power to whine about how oppressed they were, not that they were the only group to try and capitalize on being "marginalized" or feeling left out.
by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021
Get the American History Ymug. The secretary was a fruitcake, but for some reason people, including the lawyer she was in a relationship with, still paid her undue attention.
by The Original Agahnim August 12, 2021
Get the Fruitcakemug. A cartton that wanted to be an extrovert when it was fun or funny to him, but didn't want to get stuck as one all the time, even when it wasn't fun, funny, or fair weather shit.
Cartman ended up stuck with Tourette's syndrome depending on his stuffed animals to tell him how awesome he was. That's what happens when you try to be something you're not.
by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
Get the Cartmanmug. Struggling on your feet won't always get you a high paying job, that doesn't mean it isn't worth it to stay off your knees.
You won't be guaranteed a high paying job if you don't get on your knees, but there's already enough other people compromising everything to be a part of a collective machine that you don't have to be one more cog in it.
by The Original Agahnim August 4, 2021
Get the High paying jobmug.