Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Street Fighter Alpha Dalton 

That guy jerked off to Road House and Vin Diesel movies, thinking he would become Dalton or Dominick Toretto if he did it long enough. Really he wasn't even a cooler, a street racer, or a street fighter character, he was just some drunk bald dude that thought he was hitting somebody harder than he really was.

Street Fighter Alpha Dalton had a score to settle.

Street Fighter Alpha Dalton by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Gregorious 

Someone that rolls deep because they don't have the heart to roll alone.

He/she was gregorious, and never looked at a calendar alone. He/she had to have an opponent outnumbered to stand on his/her own feet (usually by standing on someone else's).

Gregorious by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Darryl Swingley 

The guy that got paralyzed from the chest down playing tennis against Jack Tatum. He thought even though Jack Tatum didn't let Darryl Stingley get away with stretching out for a pass that he would let him get aeay with stretching out to return his serve, and sure enough, there was Jack Tatum at the net, ready to punish another Darryl and put him in a wheelchair the rest of his life.

Kid- Hey mister, wanna wrestle?

Darryl Swingley- Not today kid, you have so much energy and the use of your legs. I think for today I'm just going to sit here and do nothing about your challenge. I think I'll probably do the same thing tomorrow, you might think I'm a paraplegic coward, but I'm still gonna do that.

Darryl Swingley by The Original Agahnim September 12, 2021

Gregorious 

Someone that refuses to look at a calendar if theres not another person present, or a picture or video to show for it, to prove that he/she really did that in real life.

Spending time alone didn't boost his/her gregorious image, no wonder he/she only liked to look at calendars with others.

Gregorious by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021

Gregorious 

Somebody that doesn't like to look at a Gregorian calendar (or get drunk, or do anything else to kill boredom like sports or games) alone.

It wasn't that the gregorious guy/girl was really particularly sociable or extroverted, no matter what his/her image suggested, it was that he/she hated looking at a calendar alone more than anything, because you had to be alone to do it.

Gregorious by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021

Standoffish 

Someone that seems like a shy person without much sense if you don't know them well.

Robert/Roberta Ford seem shy and harmless until you turned your back, then his/her standoffish nature showed through the surface, though you wouldn't ever see it until it was too late.

Standoffish by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021

Argumentative 

Being ready and enthusiastic to argue about anything, especially dull bullshit.

The bubbly girl wanted to make everyone as argumentative as her, so she divided them into people that thought the new sandwich taco was a sandwich and people that thought it was a taco so that they would shoot each other in arguments over whether it was a sandwich or a taco.

Argumentative by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021