An athlete that says he (or she) is always giving 200 percent, or says something like I got two of those when somebody asks him (or her) about heart is a little bit suspect. It makes you wonder who else's heart they cut out and put in his chest, and what they had to take out of him to make extra room for another transplanted heart. It doesn't seem like a guy with 2 hearts would be in good health most of the time, it seems like the extra heart would blow out like a speaker at some point.
by The Original Agahnim December 13, 2021
Zeus, the uber competitive athlete, was always trying to turn up both of his/her 2 hearts to 200 percent and thought that most people were cowards for not giving as much as him/her, while most people thought Zeus was a fucking idiot that tried to take something like a stupid fucking game or sport to a level of desperation and calculation that they were never meant to be taken to, since it became more about trying to run people over than having a good time by that point, and that didn't interest people any more than pointless battles for superiority did.
by The Original Agahnim December 13, 2021
Someone that talks about census results or something most people besides lawmakers don't pay much attention to in a mix of boxing, baseball, and horse racing terms. Soon they will have the Mexican sports announcers making this stuff sound exciting and interesting if too many people start to do it, and part of hell will break loose, which is concerning.
The city came out of the gate swinging on their census results and didn't quit until the census bureau was hesitant to send more investigators, since they kept getting beaten by residents. The census bureau got knocked out by the numbers, and the census announcer was there to keep everyone covered.
by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021
If bistec de rata was on the menu, more people would know what it was, so they're not going to spell out for people what kind of beef it really is.
by The Original Agahnim September 18, 2021
Black doesn't turn into white, but it does turn into gray when combined with white. If white is really all wavelengths of light combined and black is really the absence of all wavelengths of light like they say, what does that make gray, all and none of the wavelengths of light at the same time?
What the fuck is gray?
by The Original Agahnim September 25, 2021
The bubbly girl was trying to offer and welcome people to somewhere and something that was never hers to offer or welcome anyone to, and never would be. She really thought she owned the place.
by The Original Agahnim August 10, 2021
He/she was the worst kind of dork, the kind that got more fiery when everyone's backs were turned and nobody was looking, for those were the times part of hell would break loose unnoticed.
by The Original Agahnim January 05, 2022